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Funniest Joke in the World
In 2002, after receiving 40,000 jokes and 1.5 million hits, laughlab.co.uk announced The Funniest Joke In The World.
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...So Good, They Named it Twice
"...'Whassamatta wit you?' he demanded, his patience finally running out. 'Why you bustin’ my chops?' I checked, but as far as I could see I wasn’t within busting distance of anything remotely resembling a chop."
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Be Prepared! (But please leave out the magic fruit)
"...I would have thought the last food item anyone would want to introduce into a fallout shelter is baked beans."
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Big Bother
"...what do you think is going to happen when Mrs. Murphy throws a passing glance through the Library window at the very moment that a great big, hairy Australian comes bouncing out of the shower cubicle wearing nothing but a bathing cap and a sheepish grin?"
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Christmas in Cardiac City
"...a defibrillator is a device used by doctors to apply electric shocks to hearts that have ceased to function. Personally, I find a January credit card statement more than adequate for the job."
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Cops Net the Wrong Fish
"...Whether or not his stories were the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, we were never really sure. Nor did we care, just so long as they kept us entertained."
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Editor's Recap: 2001 An Irishman's Odyssey
"...And that was when it hit me. That was the moment I finally knew the source of my troubled days and sleepless nights, the moment I recognized the root cause of the constant and unwavering guilt that had driven me to seek the help of Dr. Siegfried Mulder."
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Pyramids go Pear-Shaped
"...The upshot of it all was that Egyptian civilization finally collapsed after thousands of years because nobody could be found to clean the toilets."
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Queasy Rider
"...contrary to popular belief, saddles are not made of leather. Saddles are actually constructed of concrete, or possibly carved from granite. Either way, the effect is much the same."
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Rogue Trader Hits Alleged Irish Bank
“…currency traders earn their daily crust by carefully analyzing all the data available before making informed decisions as to which currencies are going to rise and which are going to fall in the near future. Or else they toss a coin.”
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Science Provides Cure for Writer's Block
"...the eleventh dimension is a like cosmic bubble bath of infinite proportions - and our universe is merely one little bubble in the bath. Just as long as we're at the end farthest away from the plug-hole..."
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Shakespearian Tragedy
"...I produced a dying scream of such sheer, unadulterated terror that Alfred Hitchcock, had he been present, would have raised his hat in admiration."
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Spicy Recipe and Pepper Tidbits.
Perfect timing for spring planting...Many 'Ask Pepper Joe' questions are extremely useful RIGHT NOW! Good Recipe and the Chilehead Humor is Funny..especially Randy the Chilehead Rooster.
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Surf's Up!
"...by the time the wave has battled its way through Customs and Immigration, it will be fit for nothing more than to lie in a dark room with a cold cloth across its eyes. And that’s assuming its luggage doesn’t go astray in the first place."
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The Bore is Coming
"...if it is necessary to pay the equivalent of Argentina’s national debt for a cup of coffee and an apple strudel, it will be of some consolation in future not to have to pay currency conversion charges as well."
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The King and I (special edition on the King's anniversary)
"...it's not every day that a bloke walks out of Murphy’s Supermarket wearing white silk flares and a gold lamé jacket. In rhinestone-encrusted boots, at that."
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Whatever You Do, Don't Fondue
"...conversation around the dinner table was punctuated with anguished cries as members of the family attempted to retrieve their food from the cauldron."
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Get a Sense of Humor
Your sense of humor is affected by your personality, gender, and even your level of intelligence. Humor psychology probes the depth of funny jokes and black humor.
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How Humor Works
Tapping into your sense of humor and making people laugh is about more than telling good jokes about marriage or mothers in law. Here's the psychology of being funny.
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