Lawrence Gnome
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I am a garden gnome. My friends know me as the one in the pink pants, but you can call me Lawrence. There are 6 of us. Maybe in time the other 5 will join our group.
You may also notice that I am a smoker. Please do not harp on me about this. I am 2,000 years old, and it hasn't hurt me yet. After all, I don't actually inhale.
Actually I am none of the above. If you want to find out more about me, you might want to visit...
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