I'm a Midwestern freelance writer with a slew of strange, disparate interests. I've written on everything from the physics of radiation to iron foundry operations to WWII fighter aces. I'm a crackerjack shot with pistol or rifle, I play guitar like Slowhand himself, and I can grill a steak better than any man alive. I'm also lazy, shiftless, disheveled, and prone to forgetting to take out the trash. Take me as I am, or not at all.