New Year's Resolutions!

» Nancy - New Year's Resolutions (for your dog)

In the same vein as the AKC' resolutiion list,Jana posts:

Try To Remember....
>
> I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
>toilet.
> The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
> I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
>coffee table.
> I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
> I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
> I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
> I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet
>in the house when I am about to throw up.
> I will not throw up in the car.
> I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
> I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
> "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
> I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the
>backyard after processing.
> The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
> I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom
>end.
> I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
> I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my
>people will think I am hemorrhaging.
> When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down
>when it's raining outside.
> We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each time I hear one on
>TV.
> I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard
>with it.
> The sofa is not a face towel.  Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
> My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
> I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
>driver's license and car registration.

-- posted by Nancy

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