Rosh Hashanah
- Pinky102
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» Pinky102 - Tashlich
On the first day of Rosh Hashanah there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jewstraditionally go to the ocean, a stream or river to pray and throw bread
crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. Occasionally
people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for
breads which may be most appropriate for
specific sins and misbehaviors.
For ordinary sins.....................White Bread
For erotic sins.........................French Bread
For particularly dark sins..........Pumpernickel
For complex sins.....................Multigrain
For twisted sins.......................Pretzels
For tasteless sins....................Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision...............Waffles
For sins committed in haste.....Matzoth
For sins of chutzpah................Fresh Bread
For substance abuse...............Stoned Wheat
For use of heavy drugs.............Poppy Seed
For petty larceny.....................Stollen
For committing auto theft.........Caraway
For timidity/cowardice..............Milk Toast
For ill-temperedness................Sourdough
For silliness, eccentricity.........Nut Bread
For not giving full value.............Shortbread
For jingoism, chauvinism..........Yankee Doodles
For excessive irony..................Rye Bread
For unnecessary chances........Hero Bread
For war-mongering...................Kaiser Rolls
For dressing immodestly..........Tarts
For causing injury to others......Tortes
For lechery and promiscuity.....Hot Buns
For promiscuity with gentiles....Hot Cross Buns
For racist attitudes..................Crackers
For sophisticated racism..........Ritz Crackers
For being holier than thou.........Bagels
For abrasiveness.....................Grits
For dropping in without notice...Popovers
For overeating.........................Stuffing
For impetuosity....................... Quick Bread
For indecent photography.........Cheesecake
For raising your voice too often..Challah
For pride and egotism...............Puff Pastry
For sycophancy, ass-kissing.....Brownies
For being overly smothering.......Angel Food Cake
For laziness.............................Any long loaf
For trashing the environment......Dumplings ...
and my personal favorite
For telling bad jokes/puns..........Corn Bread
So there it is. Sin away!
Hopefully, no one is offended.
-- posted by Pinky102
» Dubh_Sidhe - Re: Tashlich
In response to Tashlich posted by Pinky102:HOW CHARACTERISTICALLY CHARTREUSE OF YOU, PINKY. YOU BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE BREAD CRUMBS TO THE SUITE WAKE INSTEAD OF FLOWERS!
-- posted by Dubh_Sidhe
» _Boanerges_ - Re: Re: Tashlich
In response to Re: Tashlich posted by Dubh_Sidhe:YOU BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE BREAD CRUMBS TO THE SUITE WAKE INSTEAD OF FLOWERS!
I don't think Phil grasps what Suite management (VanTeam) has done... I feel your answer is the perfect response. It goes to show how the new comer pushes aside all those who made Suite what it is today, while praising the VanTeam for doing something special, at the expense and back stabbing of all those they used to achieve their hidden purpose...
but - thats 'Liberalism' at its finest showing...
-- posted by _Boanerges_
» Pinky102 - Re: Re: Tashlich
In response to Re: Tashlich posted by Dubh_Sidhe:CHARTREUSE...
You have me stumped.
I have a bottle in the cupboard though.
-- posted by Pinky102
» Dubh_Sidhe - Re: Re: Re: Tashlich
In response to Re: Re: Tashlich posted by Pinky102:No, not a bottle. Chartreuse is a variable color of yellow/green.
-- posted by Dubh_Sidhe
» Pinky102 - Re: Re: Re: Re: Tashlich
In response to Re: Re: Re: Tashlich posted by Dubh_Sidhe:Okay.
Were you trying to insult me?
-- posted by Pinky102
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