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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

>While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

>Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

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>God said,

>"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

>facelift,

>liposuction, and a tummy tuck.

>She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

>Since she had so much more time to live,

>she figured she might as well make the most of it.

>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

>While crossing the street on her way home,

>she was run over and killed by an ambulance.

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>Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

>"I thought you said I had another 40 years?

>Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

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>.....You'll love this!!!.......

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>God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

-- posted by Kirk