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HOW TO STAY AWAKE AT SEMINAR MEETINGS

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. Most find that 5"x5" is a good size.
Divide the card into columns, five across and five down. That will give
you 25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

*result-driven
*at the end of the day
*out of the loop
*24/7
*infrastructure
*core competencies
*revisit
*bottom line
*best practice
*strategic fit
*fast track
*think outside the box
*win-win
*proactive
*value-added
*benchmark
*110%
*client focus(ed)
*paradigm
*game plan
*leverage
*moving forward

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand
up and shout, "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
-Paul D., Seattle

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
-David D., Portland

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us
waited for the fifth box."
-Ben G., Salem

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the
third time in two hours."
-Kathleen L., Spokane

-- posted by SteveT