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Top 22. Jun 10, 1998 8:49 AM

» Whirlwind - Hey Cattle Barron: Jun 10 1998 10:25AM ET Pinky's Tailing Bo

Hey Cattle Barron:

Jun 10 1998 10:25AM ET
Pinky's Tailing Box: a weekly Wednesday feature of At a Bottom Now For Gold...

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Have Geld @ Will Travel
Wire Palladium
San Francisco

Well Mr. Palladium, we're a quiet, peaceful town here and we don't
cotton much to strangers Last thing we need is some goldslinger coming
in with a gunbelt full of hard assets to rile everybody up with.

There's a dead portfolio out there, mister, and I intend to find the
ones responsible.

Name's Carville. Now just where do you intend to start looking?

My tailor's portfolio was found shot full of lead and lead is a
by-product of silver mining.

Then I suggest you take a look see at the Silver Chartist Saloon. Ask
for Juanita. I see from your ca-a-rd and holster that you're a chess
player, Mr. Palladium--ever have your knight be the first piece you lost
in a game?

It's happened.

Well don't let it happen here in Paperville, or it'll also be the last
piece you'll ever lose. Just some kindly advice.

(At the saloon)

Jaunita? You're talkin' to her. So your the stranger in black looking
for who did in your tailor--yes, word travels fast in this town, Mr....

Palladium. My tailor's name was NPEC--did you know him?

Did I know him? Ha! A regular at the Silver Chartist Saloon. If he was
your tailor you're lucky to still have a shirt .

How's that?

He was a high roller at the tables but always a loser. Had a mine south
of town that went bust. Maybe his partners did him in.

Turn around mister, and keep your hands on the bar!

Who's that Juanita?

He's the Deputy Sheriff. Folks call him Packin 'cause he's always
packin' a 44.40.

He one of the partners?

Nope. Packin had nothing to gain by your tailor's demise. NPEC owed him
big money, but gave him nothing but promises.

I've got no quarrel with you, Packin.

What's that there nag on your holster made of anyways?

You mean POG. It's a gold piece, the most versatile on the commodities
board. It can move in eight different directions, over obstacles, and
it's always unexpected.

Well I don't buy it.

Well, don't buy it sheriff--buy all the paper you like instead--just
tell me where I can find a mine for it.

Only mine in these parts is the silver mine south of town. Fella by the
name of Billy Clanton has claim to it now.

(Palladium sees Carville)

Carville, you know a man by the name of Clanton?

You mean old Billy J? You leave Billy be, ya hear? Billy's innocent,
just a young kid out havin' his fun.

(Billy grabs Juanita)

Oh, Billy, leave me alone, get your hands off of me. Uh, ouch, you're
hurting me!

Let her go.

What're ya gonna to do, stranger, pull a gun on me?

He's drunk, Palladium--he doesn't know what he's doing.

I know what I'm doin'--yes I did in your friend and took the mine for
myself and a big old vein of gold along with it. I can short gold and
cover with what I stole!

Billy is fast, Palladium. Apologize or he'll kill you.

Yes, Mr. Pal-la-di-um, Apologize or...I'll shoot the girl.

If I have wronged you, I apologize. If I have not, I hope
they hang you. (Both draw guns.)

CLICK

I play chess too Palladium. I unloaded your gun while you dozed. You NRA
types suck. Now it's your turn to get found shot full of lead.

CLICK

Moses! Judge Charlie H, what're you doin' sneakin' up from behind and
puttin' a gun to my head and cocking the hammer?

I'll take that six-shooter, thank you. He's all yours Palladium.
(reloading)

Carville says you're an honest man, Billy J. Clanton. Are you? So
far I've seen you lie, cheat, steal and try murder. You've tried
everything but begging -- now get down on your knees, Billy J.

Please Mr. Palladium, I impeach you, I mean impeach myself, I mean beg
you not to pull that trigger.

I told a friend I wear this gun for survival. As bad as you
need killing, I'd prefer to live by that conviction.

What friend is that?

Why, Judge Heston over there, of course. Have you anything to say to him
before he sentences you?

I love you man.

From the Tailing Box:

Dear Whirlwind, I see that you are now answering questions regarding
PMs. I am so glad, somebody has to do it. My wife has a terrible case of
it every month that last two weeks. Then she has cramps for a week, and
is nice for about 5 days, which is not enough, what can I do? --Five
Days Is Not Enough.

Dear Fives Days is not enough:

http://www.stinsv.com/TnG/Picard/undwome... --Whirlwind

Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold:

All of my natural resource stocks are down. Why did I ever take the
advice of gold newsletters? I'm out a wad of $$$. These penny mining
stocks are all scams. --Rooked

Dear Rooked:

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/stinsv/TnG/Q/w... --Whirlwind

Dear Whirlwind:

http://www.cosentini.com/nabrams/wav/tre...
--Nomad Investor

Dear Nomad Investor:

http://www.stinsv.com/TnG/Picard/morekno... --Whirlwind

Dear Pinky's Tailing Box:

Zappa's still a hot buy--right?

http://www.stinsv.com/TnG/Picard/outofmn... --Whirlwind

Have questions ABOUT THE PRECIOUS METALS? E-mail the Whirlwind at:

whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com

-- posted by Whirlwind

Top 23. Jun 22, 1998 7:02 AM

» Whirlwind - Kirk, did you catch James Dines on NBR Friday night? He's calli

Kirk, did you catch James Dines on NBR Friday night? He's calling for a HUGE stock market rally this summer--one that pulls mining stock with it. He's bullish on precious metals. Hope he's right on that one.

He's high on AOL, telecommunications, and gold. What a troika. He's bearish on personal computers, semiconductors, and Asian markets. Sounds like he finds the idea of buying Japan scary. Dines sent me card when I was in the hospital in January. --Allan

-- posted by Whirlwind

Top 24. Jun 22, 1998 8:00 AM

» Kirk - Hi Alan, thanks for the heads-up on NBR.. I missed it and Wall$

Hi Alan, thanks for the heads-up on NBR.. I missed it and Wall$treet Week this Friday. I will read the interview with James Dines from this link where I have the URL for the transcripts to NBR. Too bad Louis sells his transcripts.....

Kirk Lindstrom

Editor: Personal Finance and Investing
Reading List

-- posted by Kirk

Top 25. Jul 28, 1998 6:41 PM

» Kirk - I am a firm believer in paying someone totally unbiased to help

I am a firm believer in paying someone totally unbiased to help you select mutual funds and investments.

Click here and tell me what Sife has done for me (or you) that deserves a 5% FE load and high expense ratios?

Kirk Lindstrom

Editor: Personal Finance and Investing
Reading List

-- posted by Kirk

Top 26. Aug 31, 1998 10:39 AM

» Kirk - Mr Acamopra, are we there yet? <a href=http://www.smartmoney.

Mr Acamopra, are we there yet?

Link to Ralph's prediction:

On Aug. 4, Acampora abandoned the bull when he said
that market fundamentals were deteriorating enough that
he feared we were entering a bear market. He predicted the
Dow industrial would fall 15% to 20% from their record of
9337.97 set July 17. In the next few months, he expects
the Dow will trade in a range of 7470 to 7937. (Dow Jones
News Service, Aug. 4)

Kirk Lindstrom

Editor: Personal Finance and Investing
Reading List

-- posted by Kirk

Top 27. Sep 1, 1998 7:48 AM

» Kirk - OK Ralph. You were right. We have also traded as low as DOW 74

OK Ralph. You were right. We have also traded as low as DOW 7400 today so you can now come out and say "BUY!!!"

Kirk Lindstrom

Editor: Personal Finance and Investing
Reading List

-- posted by Kirk

"..Cohen raised her asset allocation for equities in her balanced portfolio to 72 percent from 65
percent.."

Top 28. Sep 1, 1998 8:03 AM

» Kirk - Way to go Abbey! Queen of the Bulls! <a href=http://biz

Way to go Abbey! Queen of the Bulls!

Very interesting that she is shifting from SAFE Treasuries to some corp. (junk) bonds.... Well after they have been hammered.

Kirk Lindstrom

Editor: Personal Finance and Investing
Reading List

-- posted by Kirk

Top 29. Sep 1, 1998 8:16 AM

» JenL_3 - Kirk, thanks for the reassuring comments from Abbey; I agree tha

Kirk, thanks for the reassuring comments from Abbey; I agree that this market correction has been "excessive" and U.S. market fundamentals are still strong. Now if everyone would just listen to Abbey we could get this market going again! J.L.

-- posted by JenL_3

Top 30. Sep 6, 1998 12:26 AM

» JenL_3 - Kirk, I enjoyed the article, thanks. Sad but true, there really

Kirk, I enjoyed the article, thanks. Sad but true, there really are no prophets for the market; we can listen to our favorite market gurus, but the decisions, and the results of our decisions are ultimately our own. J.L.

-- posted by JenL_3