Wooden It Be Nice?: The old chair needs an occupant!

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Forget the posies!

Have you ever been tempted to seat the old gardener therein. I envision a stuffed old duffer sitting in that old chair, the gardener that time finally swallowed up.

Ingredients needed being one Salvation army wool suit a hat, some straw, manure and annual rye seed. Moisten the suit and hat-- finally add a manure slurry, then sprinkle on annual rye seed. Roll up and cover for a few days -- rip her open and stuff 'the body' with hay. Place the stuffed and slumped over suit into chair and water for a week. Be sure to place a hoe over the tired shoulder! 'This old gardener was falling apart.'.

P.S. The picture didn't come through for me! Might need a higher pixel resolution.

Herbert Senft
Visit the friendly Pacific Northwest

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-- posted by bindweed