A Movie For the Fans, a Review For the Maker: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Out

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Obviously Kevin Smith's handlers or hangers-on convinced him that his first film was good, which it was not. It was thoroughly mediocre with a few spiky bits of dialogue.

Finally, six years and three films later when he finally has a film that is a moderate success at the box office (Dogma ~ grossed slightly more than "The Little Vampire") and he gets his foot in the door of the business, what does he do?

He turns out a piece of EXPLETIVE DELETED like `Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

The cast is totally misused, with high talent, class acts like Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, and Jamie Kennedy having to take the back seat to has been's and never will be's like George Carlin (Bill & Ted Movies), Chris Rock (Lethal Weapon 75) and those horribly overrated, no talent hacks, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (though Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms).

Perhaps the most horrible misuse of talent was Shannon Elizabeth. Who in their right mind casts Shannon Elizabeth in a film and doesn't have her get naked? For that matter, there are four hot chicks in skin tight vinyl and what do we get? No EXPLETIVE DELETED. No EXPLETIVE DELETED. That just sent my boner into the ground.

On the positive side of the casting, that guy from 'Corvette Summer' was harsh! Who'd have thought he would be such a bad EXPLETIVE DELETED with a sword?

Jay and Silent Bob only work in small doses, if at all. They don't deserve their own movie. I can't believe Miramax or even Dimension would have anything to do with this EXPLETIVE DELETED, but I suppose after 'She's All That', everything has fallen to hell.

I've seen all the other Jay and Silent Bob movies and they suck. They talk all stupid like "snootchie bootchies". What the EXPLETIVE DELETED is that? I haven't heard EXPLETIVE DELETED babytalk like that since your mom earned her five bucks last night, snoogans.

And what was that stunt the little stoner pulled in Mallrats?

The stinky palm...

Kevin Smith gives movie goer's a bad name. After seeing Smith's entire 'Askewniverse', it becomes blatantly obvious why Kevin Smith cannot appreciate a film with the emotional depth of Magnolia. There are no dick and fart jokes in it.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film that speaks less to the mind and more to the sphincter.

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're EXPLETIVE DELETED clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the EXPLETIVE DELETED out of them for being so stupid.

This movie sucks major cock. I can't imagine it making more than eight dollars at the box office, seeing as from this review, one person apparently saw it.

In closing I say, EXPLETIVE DELETED Jay and Silent Bob! EXPLETIVE DELETED them up their stupid EXPLETIVE DELETED!

-- posted by MagnoliaFan