Aboriginal Joke

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Three didj players are stranded on an island. One is Aboriginal. The first thing they do is look for hollow logs. They find messmate striplings eaten out by termites, and cut them down with whoops of joy.

The Aborigine does some strange things to his stems, and the other two frown at him, perplexed and slightly embarrassed for him. After a while the two gubbas laugh at him and jeer. "He hasn't even taken the bark off... it's full of cracks... and how is that going to play with one end still blocked!" and so forth.

The three continue with their crafting. After an hour or so, the two gubbas make a fire and paint themselves with clay. They sit opposite each other at the fire, and with much solemnity, begin to play.

While they are playing, the Aboriginal fella takes the eel traps he has made and sets them in the creek.

My wife says this is more like a fable than a joke, and doesn't find it very funny. But I laugh my head off every time I think about it. Ah well - she is English, after all!

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