Giggling in Church

The folks at Bargain Book News, a newsletter serving the wholesale remainder book industry, have compiled a great list of church bulletin bloopers submitted by their readers. Says the Bargain Books editor: "Thank God for church ladies with typewriters".

A Sampling:

• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
• The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
• The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
• Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
• The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.