Paris Hilton Makes No New Friends

Posted by Deanna Couras Goodson Nov 26, 2006

Tina Fey, former writer and "Weekend Update" co-anchor on "Saturday Night Live" told Howard Stern via his radio show last week that Paris Hilton was a "piece of sh*t." Tina also revealed that Paris wanted to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she's "fat". Paris apparently embraces her "stupidity" and is proud of being dumb.

Paris also didn't score any points with the rest of the cast. She didn't ask anyone how they were doing. The diva also refused to do a skit written for her. We wonder if ... Tina's dislike of Paris has anything to do with the tiff between Paris and Lindsay, whom Tina is quite fond of? (They worked together on "Mean Girls", remember?)

Speaking of Paris and Lindsay, the two former friends avoided each other like the plague at the recent World Music Awards. Lindsay, who emceed the event, and Paris, who presented an award, did everything they could to avoid each other. Lindsay is reportedly miffed 'cuz Paris had an overnighter with Lindsay's ex-beau, Harry Morton. Can't Paris stay away from her friend's exes? Geez!

Also at the World Music Awards, Paris got into a near-fight at the after-party. She spouted expletives at Scottish singer, Sharleen Spiteri, frontwoman for the band Texas. Seems someone threw ice at the "Simple Life" diva's back and Paris thought it was Spiteri. She almost punched Paris in the face.

Can't say that I blame her? Can you?