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Nov 9, 2006

Britney to Divorce K-Fed

The gossip world has been a-buzz with the news that Britney Spears is going to divorce her husband of a little over two years, Kevin "K-fed" Federline. People are positively giddy over the impending divorce. On "The View" yesterday, Rosie O'Donnell announced gleefully that Brit is divorcing K-fed and confetti was released into the audience. That's not nice, Rosie - although we can totally understand where you're coming from!

Details of the couple's pre-nup reveal that Brit's handlers are smarting than we gave them credit for. For example, K-fed doesn't get a penny of her cash. All the money she's made stays with her. Any gift given to either spouse that's worth over $10k reverts back to the giver. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for a period of time that corresponds to half the length of their marriage. So she'll be supporting K-fed for another year! Maybe he'll get a job by then, or start popo-zaoing for food!

Hehe!

In related news, Kevin has said that he will fight Brit for custody of their two kiddoes, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Britney, who sported a short, blonde bob and her newly-svelte figure, earlier this week on David Letterman's late night-show, is planning a comeback.




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