College Seniors and Senioritis

Posted by Naomi Rockler-Gladen Dec 24, 2006

College seniors, is it your last semester and are you running out of steam? Here are some New Year's Resolutions for College Seniors to help get you through to graduation. And here are the:

Top Ten Signs that You Have Senioritis

1. You start imagining jail bars on the windows of your classrooms.
2. Your professors all sound like Charlie Brown's teacher.
3. When you wear your backpack to class, you have visions of pushing a giant boulder up a mountain.
4. The pond on campus starts to resemble an eternally burning lake of fire.
5. It no longer even feels worth it to press the snooze button.
6. You have nightmares that it's Groundhog Day of your last semester over and over again and you never graduate.
7. You wonder why there are so many children running around on campus, and then you realize that they're freshmen.
8. You start imagining that your professor has a hand puppet like Mr. Hat.
9. Your last 143 blog entries are about boredom.
10. When someone mentions graduate school, you feel nauseous.