Sarah Palin Hairdo Prediction

Posted by Jill Nessel Oct 9, 2008

You read it here first: if Sarah Palin is elected Vice President, I predict the first thing she does is change her hair. She will have some handler and stylist sit her down and say, "Ok, you're not at 6 am hockey practice anymore."

I can see her hair staying generally the same colour, but losing about 6 inches and having some layers added. Maybe even some long, sideswept bangs if her stylist can keep her head still long enough.

Why will it change? Because her party needs to do everything it can to give her credibility. And since they can't make her the smarterest, they can at least make her less of a caricature. To make any changes to her right now would be admitting she's not what the American people relate to. But if McCain wins, it will be permission to basically sex her down a bit, smart her up a bit, and maybe give her a chance.