Why I like Airline Bathrooms
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Posted by Dan Florio May 9, 2006 |
Jerry Seinfeld likes airplane bathrooms. I do too. Like Jerry, I appreciate the little room with the little toilet, little counter, little sink. Everything has a place - seat covers, trash bins, tissues, toilet paper, paper towels, mirrors, hand soap...and mysterious free things in boxes that I suspect are for feminine hygiene. That's smart - saves on seat cleanup from feminine "accidents".
I like how you can close - and lock! - the door and have your own private chamber. Amid a pressurized cabin of tightly packed bodies, that offers a nice little sanity break. A man needs a moment to himself at least once on every flight.
There are also extra barf bags in the potty room. Some bags now come in plastic. Good move. The better for handing the flight attendant a bag of hot vomit; less leaky and all. ;-)