The 12 Days of A Christmas Carol

Posted by Coral Andrews Dec 6, 2007

At this festive time of year, it is more than usually desirable that I should make some slight writing provision for those with No So Called Social Life who continue to read these Vaccuous Xmas blogs.

(***Besides it's a cheezy, fun filled way to fill my Suite Blog Quota!!! **)

While there’s till time… Save Yourself!

So Be It.

Hey You there. Yes You, Remarkable Reader, Intelligent Reader!!!

I assure you I'll be watching 1951 Black and White classic Scrooge (Colourized Version is Cinematic Blasphemy!!!) with Loved Ones, Sherry / Egg Nog and Hot Mince Pie in hand.

But till then I thought I would waste your valuable time and mine - uh.. wait a minute .... shouldn’t you be out shopping???

I have NO money and will be shopping At The Very Last Minute which will really drive me nervous !! So I have LOTS of time to invent more Ridiculously Re-Casted Christmas Carols.This year instead of Nephew Fred who's somewhat boring I thought Old Fezziwig would be a jolly grand edition!

Coral’s Log – StarDate 12052007 - Scrooge boldly goes where no Scrooge has gone before.

On the First Day of Christmas My Recasting Choice would be....

Mr. Spock – Ebenezer Scrooge (C’mon, he has no emotions)

Admiral James T. Kirk - Marley’s Ghost

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy – as The Ghost of Christmas Past

Lt. Montgomery Scott "Scottie" – The Ghost of Christmas Present

Captain Jean Luc Picard - The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Lt. Pavel Chekov - Bob Cratchit

Nurse Christine Chapel - Mrs. Cratchit

Lt. Hikaru Sulu -Tiny Tim

Lt. Uhura – Mrs. Dilber

Old Fezziwig - Cyrano Jones

And one Tribble drinking a cup of Romulan Ale in a Tree.

For all you Trekees, there’s going to be a fantastic 40 city Star Trek Tour starting January 2008. Seriously, it you don’t believe me, check out William Shatner’s official message at StarTrek.com