Family Guy's Christmas Carol

Posted by Coral Andrews Dec 22, 2006

And how about this juicy little Yuletide soupcon while you're all running around in circles having a Sexy Chistmas Party?

"Easy. Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.... "

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, My Casting Choice would be.

Stewie Griffin – Scrooge

Bertram – Marley’s Ghost

Peter Griffin – Bob Cratchit

Lois Griffin – Mrs. Cratchit

Brian - Ghost of Christmas Pissed

Cleveland Brown , Glenn Quagmire - Ghost of Christmas Present

Death - Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Joe Swanson - Tiny Tim

Mrs. Dilber – (Lois mother) Mrs. Pewterschmidt

Fred – Tom Tucker

****Six Dirty Martinis, Five Effing Goolllllllllld Claims, Four Pints of Duff Beer, Three Vats of Mead, Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and a Round of Irish whiskey and Glenmorangie Single Malts for O'Toole, Leary, Falstaff and Barney Gumble, Calamity Jane and Stewie all having a Sexy Party in a Tree.***