A Political Christmas Carol

Posted by Coral Andrews Jan 6, 2007

Like this one ....

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

On the eleventh day Of Christmas … (more like Eleventh Hour) … My Casting Choice Would Be..

George W Bush – Ebenezer Scrooge

George H.W. Bush – Marley’s Ghost

Donald Rumsfeld - Ghost of Christmas Past

Dick Cheney – Ghost of the Christmas Present

Nancy Pelosi – Ghost of the Christmas Future Yet to Come

Bill O’ Reilly – Bob Cratchit ( Can you say Grovel?... )

Ann Coulter – Mrs. Cratchit ( ... and Charwoman is too good for the likes of 'ER !!! )

Margaret Thatcher - Mrs Dilber

Al Franken - Fred

Tiny Tim – Stephen Harper ( tho he thinks he's Marley)

****Eleven Pundits Piping, Ten Pairs of Manolo Blahniks, Nine Viles of Vicodin, Eight Fat Boy Slim Jigs, S-S-S-S-S-S- even Cartons of Milk, Six Dirty Martinis, Five Effing Goolllllllllld Claims, Four Pints of Duff Beer, Three Vats of Mead, Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and a Huge Round of Irish whiskey and Glenmorangie Single Malts for O'Toole, Leary, Falstaff and Barney Gumble, Stewie, House, and Miranda ( having a Rude Off- Victory will be Miranda's ) and Towelie getting higher on Vicodin at The Really Sexy Party as Calamity Jane (now back in the tree) and Walken listen in on George W. preachin' to a possible voter. ***