A Hell of A Christmas Carol

Posted by Coral Andrews Dec 21, 2006

Here anyone can sally forth and make a fortune. But beware. Says its morally corrupt town boss. "In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't effing want to do. Many times, that's what the eff life is, one vile effing task, after another." This 1876 Scrooge supervises Deadwood - a gritty, hard-living outlaw settlement with No Law and Order overflowing with whiskey, profanity, whores, and gold.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, My Casting Choice would be...

Al Swearengen– Scrooge

Wild Bill Hickok – Marley’s Ghost

Seth Bullock –Bob Cratchit

Alma Garrett – Mrs. Cratchit

Doc Cochran - Ghost of Christmas Past

E.B Farnum - Ghost of Christmas Present

Mr. Wu - Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Jewel - Tiny Tim

Calamity Jane - Mrs. Dilber

Fred – Johnny Burns

****Five Effing Goolllllllllld Claims, Four Pints of Duff Beer, Three Vats of Mead, Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and now a Round of Irish whiskey and Glenmorangie Single Malts for O'Toole, Leary, Falstaff and Barney Gumble, and Calamity Jane in a Tree.***