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Brenda Layman's BlogPosted by Brenda Layman One thing about fishing is that, for those who love it, it never loses its appeal. I had a new pair of neoprene waders to break in last weekend, so Mark and I took off for the Mohican River on a cold November Sunday to see if we could catch some Ohio trout. The waders were great for keeping me warm in the frigid water, and I got used to the bulky boot feet pretty quickly. It took me a little longer to get used to casting a tiny trout fly on a 4 weight, as I had spent most of the summer with my 5 weight in hand, throwing streamers to rock bass and smallmouth. After several attempts, I got the hang of it enough to put the fly where I wanted it and get a good mend and drift most of the time. A couple of guys were fishing downstream a little way, and they were nice enough to give us a bit of advice about the area. Fly fishermen are generally nice folks, in my experience, as long as you respect their space and don't get too nosy about what fly they're using. We moved upstream a bit. The day was beautiful. It wasn't the kind of day that usually means good fishing, and there were no visible rises on the river, but it was the kind of day that people enjoy. The sun was shining, and there was a light breeze, gentle enough not to interfere much with casting. Geese passed overhead, and squirrels rustled among the dead leaves, industriously gathering food and preparing cozy nests for winter's approaching chill. It was one of those days when you don't much care whether or not you actually catch fish, because you are outdoors, in the river, with a rod in your hand, and all is right with the world. Catching fish would top it off splendidly, but you are not greedy. You're content to enjoy the day as the gift that it is. You become poetic or philosophical, depending upon which kind of fisherman you happen to be. I have decided that all of us are one of these types or the other. I cast, mended, and watched my fly drift along. Then, there it was -- that flash that means a trout has taken the fly, the flash we watch for, poised to wait just the fraction of a second long enough, then set the hook. Fish on! No matter how many times this happens, it is always miraculous. The joy of floating a bit of fur and feathers atop a cold river current, then connecting with a wild creature that lives its life in that river, pulling it gently into the light and marvelling over its beauty before releasing it, never gets old. The thrill is there, whether the trout are rising like crazy, taking every other cast, or whether hours of fishing bring only one fish to the hand The little brown trout lay shining in the net. I removed the tiny fly from its jaw and watched as the lovely creature swam away. On top of everything, a fish. I was supremely happy. That's the thing about fishing.
Posted by Brenda Layman Long after I learned how to fish, I went to college and became an English Major. Although I love the written word, I always felt myself to be something of a misfit in the English Major scene, which required a lot of brooding, smoking, and cynicism. It’s hard to pull off brooding when you are a petite, blue-eyed girl with a Kentucky drawl, smoking just never appealed to me, and although I do enjoy a good, sarcastic quip now and then, the years of fishing had spoiled me for cynicism.
We fishermen are not cynics; we are incurable optimists. After 100 casts that bring no strikes, the 101st results in that sudden, throbbing pull that means a fish is hooked, and once again all is right with the world. Even if we don’t catch it, we know it’s out there. We connect. We are happy. Although we are often philosophers and poets beneath the surface, we are, in essence, a simple folk. We like nature, fresh air, challenge, good friends, and good meals. Give us a morning of fishing on a productive stream, followed by a bountiful shore lunch with heron stalking the opposite shoreline for our entertainment, and we can ask for nothing more. That is why I dread gatherings of Serious Writers. Serious Writers wear auras of long-suffering dignity that swirl about them like opera capes. They write about Serious Topics, like war and alienation. I write about wading in rivers and catching fish on things called Humpys and Woolly Buggers. The closest I get to a topic like alienation is writing about the pleasures of leaving everyday life behind for a week spent at hunting or fishing camp. I should have known better, but I succumbed to the invitation of a respected writer friend and agreed to attend such a gathering last weekend. The meeting was held at one of those Amish restaurants that specialize in heaping platters of fried chicken and ham, along with bowls of mashed potatoes, gravy, and vegetables, with fluffy dinner rolls on the side and pie for dessert. No matter what, I thought, lunch will be good. My husband, Mark, dropped me off at the restaurant and went to spend the morning fishing the nearby Mohican River for trout. If the fishing went well, we would return to the river together after my meeting, and fish there until dark. I spent the first couple of hours squirming uncomfortably on a chair that wobbled dangerously and listed backward as if it had been occupied previously by a bull moose. I can sit in a fishing kayak for hours, but my back was already protesting after ten minutes in that chair. The speakers had published various books concerning war and alienation. The aroma of Amish cooking wafted through the building. At last, it was time for lunch. Only after I had loaded my plate with golden fried chicken, cheesy potatoes, mixed vegetables, a dollop of gravy, and a nice, brown dinner roll and had sat down did I notice that my literary colleagues were seated before small salad plates. As it turned out, our registration fee only covered the salad bar. Whoever heard of holding a meeting at an Amish family style, chicken-and-ham-and-potatoes-and-pie restaurant, and planning for everyone to have only salad? Incredibly, that was indeed the plan. So there I sat, with a heaping plate of delicious-looking food, in front of my friends who were politely nibbling lettuce and cherry tomatoes. I looked down in front of me, where the chicken nestled close to the scoop of gravy-covered potatoes, gently nudging against the bright green and orange of perfectly cooked vegetables. The warm, brown roll balanced on the edge of the plate. It smelled heavenly. I was hungry. I was planning to fish in a cold river later that afternoon. I was not about to waste that food. I paid an extra four-fifty and ate it. We returned to the meeting, where the third speaker took the podium. His book, though eloquent, was also about war. He read an excerpt from it, which dealt with death, severed body parts, borderline insanity, and general misery. He moved on to his second book. As beautifully written as was the first, this one was a mystery. It involved death, divorce, sexual assault, contemplated murder, and more general misery. He brooded admirably. I huddled in my chair and wondered if the fish were biting in the Mohican. At last, it was over. I said a quick good-bye to a few friends and high-tailed it out the door, where I found Mark waiting on the porch. We scurried to the truck and took off down the road. Mark had, indeed, caught three trout, two rainbows and a brownie. However, the water was icy, and I was still waiting for my new neoprenes to arrive in the mail and had only brought my warm-weather waders. We agreed to return after I was suitably outfitted, perhaps the next weekend, and went instead to a nearby lake, where I promptly caught a bluegill on an olive Woolly Bugger. That was the only fish I caught, but it was enough. We drove around the area and checked out another small lake, just for future reference. We were outside, or riding along together in the truck. We stopped for dinner at a steak house. We listened to the Ohio State Buckeyes on the radio, and rejoiced when our alma mater defeated the Iowa Hawkeyes with a field goal in overtime. As we drove home in the November darkness, I realized that I was happy again.
Posted by Brenda Layman Every once in a while, something inspires me to write a cautionary article, even though these inevitably evoke criticism from my readers. We outdoorsy types don’t like to be cautioned. We like adventure. We thrive on the unexpected. We relish risk. That being said, I am still gripped by the notion that a word of caution is sometimes in order. I keep encountering people who decide that the waistband of one’s pants is a good place to carry a loaded revolver or that it is a fine idea to go ice fishing even though the temperature has approached 50 degrees Fahrenheit for two days in a row.
When my children were young, we used to read old Hardy Boys mystery books together. The Hardy Boys’ mother, Laura Hardy, became one of my role models. I love Laura Hardy because she never worries. When her intrepid sons announce that they are off to hunt down dangerous criminals, she merely smiles sweetly and urges them to be sure to take sweaters, as the evening promises to be cool. Talk about cool. Try as I might, I’m just not as laid back as Mrs. Hardy. However, I’m going to attempt to get it all out of my system in one blog. So, here I go. I present my Twelve Cautionary Comments for Hunting, Fishing and Other Outdoor Pursuits.
There. Now I just have to remember to take my own advice.
Posted by Brenda Layman Last week I published an article on urban hunting. A reader suggested that I check with Gahanna, Ohio, because he had heard that Gahanna had begun such a program. I was surprised to learn that Gahanna has permitted urban hunting for the past 18 years! Police Chief Dennis Murphy could hardly say enough good things about Gahanna's experiences with urban hunters. In 18 years, they have had no accidents or incidents that have drawn criticism from area residents. Over 200 hunters are participating in the program, which allows hunting both on designated public land and selected private property. Last year, hunters killed 69 deer, seven more than were killed by cars withing the city limits. Chief Murphy likes urban hunting for other reasons, too. The hunters, he explains, provide more than 200 additional sets of eyes and ears that are out and about in the community. If they see anything suspicious, they are encouraged to call the police and make a report. With 200 hunters on the job, it's more difficult for criminals to be sure that they won't be observed, even in remote parts of the city. Yet more good comes from Gahanna's urban hunting activity. Much of the meat is processed and donated to food banks, funded by a grant from the Department of Natural Resources. With this program, everybody wins. Hunters get places to hunt. The city gets the benefit of a controlled deer population. The police force gets hundreds of additional citizens looking out for the community. Hungry people are provided with delicious venison. Chief Murphy says that Gahanna officials have shared what they have learned with neighboring cities, and they are eager to share with any municipalities that are interested in starting their own urban hunting programs. "We've got all the bugs worked out, and we will share everything we know," says Murphy. For more information, contact Police Chief Dennis Murphy at: Gahanna Police Division 460 Rocky Fork Blvd. Gahanna, OH 43230 (614) 342-4240
Posted by Brenda Layman A local farmer told me the following tale. His buddy works at a deer tagging station. On two separate occasions, people have arrived at the station with animals they thought were deer. The first gentleman had shot a goat, and the second one had bagged someone's calf. He swears he is not making this up, and I am rather inclined to believe him. These seem like outrageous cases of mistaken identity, but to anyone who spends time with urban or suburban children, it makes sense. From a nation of people who were well acquainted with earth, woods, and water, we are now a country of television watchers. Show the average preschooler who does not live on a farm a picture of a goat, and he will identify it as a dog. He won't know what a saddle is for, and he will be unable to tell you that a male chicken is a rooster and a female pig is a sow. He does not know that hamburgers are made from the meat of cattle, or that chicken nuggets were once part of a living chicken. He does not know that a bean is a seed. He believes fervently that almost any type of flying insect will bite him or sting him, and that much of what lives outdoors is poison. He has probably never had dirt under his fingernails or skinned his knee. Fast forward twenty years. The young man is now a adult, and he yearns to reconnect with the Great Outdoors. Inspired by hunting programs on television, he buys a shotgun and some camo gear and heads for the woods. He makes quite a ruckus as he hikes along, alerting any wild animals that might be in the area to his presence, so his chances of shooting a deer are pretty slim. At last, he spies a large, brown, four-legged creature nibbling weeds along the margin where a farmer's field meets the woods. He takes aim, fires, and watches his game drop to the ground. He has rarely seen a dead animal, and he is nearly overwhelmed by the knowledge that he has killed something. It lies on the ground, and the reality of its fur and flesh and bones and blood surprises him. He dutifully loads it onto his vehicle and drives to the tagging station, only to find that the creature he shot is not, in fact, a deer. It makes sense. One great thing that any outdoors enthusiast can do is to introduce children to wildlife and wild places. This is a heritage that is disappearing from many segments of our society. To lose touch with the other living things on the earth with us is to lose a part of ourselves. Living in a sanitary world where food comes wrapped in plastic and resembles no living thing, we can hardly protect the natural treasures that have been entrusted to our care. Who can care deeply about mountain streams, never having waded in one? What do the fish and the frogs matter to us if we have never felt them strain against a line or listened to them calling to each other in the night? How can we preserve habitat for game birds and deer when we are hardly aware of their existence, let alone their natures and their needs? We who love the outdoors have a solemn duty, not only to care for the natural world, but to teach those who will follow how to love it. If you have taken a child of your own, or someone elses, out to fish, or hunt, or hike, or to grow things in the earth, I commend you. Bless you for caring about the future of our children and our natural heritage.
Posted by Brenda Layman Not least among the fascinations of fishing is tackle. From the first long-ago fisherman who attached a bit of bait to a line and dangled it into the water in hopes of catching a meal, to today's top-of-the line rods, reels, and lures, the innovative nature of the angler shines through. Forget building better mousetraps. We keep building better fishing tackle. The new stuff is exciting, but the history of fishing tackle is particularly interesting. A reader recently wrote to ask for help in identifying an old rod and reel. No one he knows has ever seen tackle quite like it. For readers who are trying to identify old tackle, the two best sources I've found are the internet and The National Fishing Lure Collector's Club. Searching terms like, "old fishing rods," "vintage fishing tackle," and "antique fishing tackle" will yield a good number of information sites that can help the novice collector get an idea about the age and origin of the piece. Digging deeper on more specific terms that are uncovered during the search can help narrow it down even more. Social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter are surprisingly good places to connect with other fishermen and collectors. Posting a photo of the mystery tackle, then asking other anglers and collectors to share the photo, will get that unidentified rod and reel before hundreds, even thousands, of people, and one of them just might recognize it. Novice collectors can get in touch with the real antique tackle fanatics by contacting the N.F.L.C.C. . They publish a quarterly magazine, The N.F.L.C.C. Gazette, where members can submit photos of unidentified tackle and ask for help in identifying it. Bryan Parker is N.F.L.C.C. President, and the the organization's address is: NFLCC P.O. Box 509 Mansfield, TX 76063 I have a few old lures and flies inherited from my dad, and I display them along with my collection of fishing books. Last year I found an early 20th century steel rod and antique reel, still filled with old linen fishing line, at a flea market. The owners were asking $25 for it, which I readily paid, knowing that the pair were worth at least $60 to a collector. However, I don't intend to sell them. They look too good leaning against my fishing bookcase with one of my dad's old wooden lures dangling from the line.
Posted by Brenda Layman "And if the angler catches the fish with difficulty, then there is no man merrier than he is in his spirits." - Treatise of Fishing with an Angle, circa 1410 "But, why can't you shoot it on the ground?" This question came from one of my non-hunting, non-fishing writer friends. "Because," I insisted, "it wouldn't be sporting. You can only shoot the bird in the air. You know, to shoot them on the ground would be like shooting ducks in a barrel. Not sporting." To my friend's way of thinking, a bird full of pellets was a bird full of pellets. As, I suppose, she would think a trout in a net is a trout in a net, and so on. But this just isn't so. Upland bird hunting isn't just about procuring a bird to eat. That can be done at the local supermarket, at far less trouble and expense. Indeed, I can order a fine meal of restaurant trout, sparing me the effort of driving to the stream, putting on my waders, and spending hours trying to fool a fish into biting a bit of fur and feathers on a hook, when I'm going to release the fish anyway. No, the difficulty is important, because therein lies the sport. Way back in the fifteenth century, and probably even before that, sportsmen recognized that it is important to hunt and fish by certain rules. Among these are shooting birds on the wing and catching fish "with difficulty." On a recent evening, Mark and I had spent a few hours casting for smallmouth, with nothing to show for our trouble but a couple of puny bluegill. A strapping fellow showed up about twenty minutes before dark, and waded out into the river. Although we had just fished over that very area, he immediately began catching fish. After pulling in six fish in about eight casts, he started for shore with his loaded stringer. I hurried after him, determined to find out his secret. He wasn't real happy to see me, but I smiled sweetly and wheedled it out of him. He had taken four bass and two little catfish on a pheremone-impregnated plastic bait. He was about a head taller and a hundred pounds heavier than I am, so I wasn't inclined to criticize, but neither was I envious. He had caught his fish, but I had had my sport. Shooting ducks in a barrel will never compare to shooting grouse on the wing, and catching fish on a pheremone-impregnated plastic bait will never satisfy me like taking a fish on a hand-made fly. Some things just need to be done "with difficulty."
Posted by Brenda Layman My husband, Mark, is heading off to the woods with his buddies for a week and a half of grouse hunting. I like to kid him about it. "It takes eight men and four dogs a week and a half to shoot six grouse," I say. He just laughs and gets that far-away look. If you know any hunters, you know the one. They're seeing early mornings with frost on the ground and the sun coming up through poplars that are just starting to lose their leaves. They're thinking of dogs getting "birdy" when they catch the scent of game, of the adreneline rush that comes when grouse explode from cover and take off, of the shotgun at the shoulder and the bird that falls, of the dog that brings it to hand. They're remembering the cameraderie of the hunt and of the cabin, of the rituals that must always be followed, and the stories that must be repeated each year, with more added as time goes by. They're planning the card games and the whiskey and the beers, the steaks and the wild game dinners. They're also remembering companions that are no longer a part of the hunt, good bird dogs laid to rest in the woods they loved to roam, and good friends who will hunt no more. In their minds, they aren't sitting in offices, or sleeping in watertight houses with central heat, where one can be untouched by and unaware of the outdoors. They're in the field, where their senses are alert and they can challenge themselves in the hunt. They're in the camp or the hunting cabin, where warmth comes from fire and a little rain or snow might blow in around the edges and they might hear coyotes in the night and be reminded that wild places still exist. Yep, Mark is going on a grouse hunt, and in spite of the fact that it involves eight grown men, four dogs, and an unspecified number of mice in a small cabin in the woods, I wish I were going, too.
Posted by Brenda Layman I'm planning to write a short series on favorite flies, so I've been asking fellow anglers to tell which flies they love and why. The answers are a wonderful mixture of practical information and poetic ramblings. So far, the Wooly Bugger is out in front, accompanied by tales of speckled trout and leaping bass. Small, hackled flies of various types figure prominently in stories of hitting the hatch with the kind of perfect timing that leaves you walking away with that dreamy fisherman smile on your face. The Muddler Minnow, favorite of days gone by, still enjoys great popularity. Some people want to tell about their own variation on classics, adding just a bit more flash or a little less fur. Personally, I like a deer hair hopper. So, as far as favorites go, who wants to share? What's in your fly box? |
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