Wrestling
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Get Real
Just say "no" to kayfabe. It's an outdated idea, and this is not the time to be going "old school."
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Let the Music Do the Talking
A little ditty about music and how it affects a wrestler's persona . . . and how the WWE manages to screw it all up.
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Re-Invasion?
I think they should do the WCW Invasion all over again. Don't look at me like that. No, no, read the article and you'll see why it's a good idea. You could turn someone to stone with a face like that. Just read it.
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New Directions
In yet another testament to how much better Smackdown is doing in comparison to Raw, I have to give props to the Angle/Benoit team-up/feud, as well as the Lesnar-Big Show angle.
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The New ECW
I can't take credit for this article -- my friend came up with the bulk of the concept. No, I'm not diverting blame; I'm being modest.
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The Next Big Rant
In addition to beating parodies of Lesnar's nickname to death, I also illustrate why, though he clearly has fans and talent, there are better waists for the Undisputed WWE Championship than the Next Big Hype.
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Big Sexy's A Big Bomb
In this article I blame Raw's failure on Kevin Nash. Not really, but I do blame him quite a bit.
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Face-ing the nWo
WWE's Raw roster has been overflowing with heels since Flair's turn and Benoit's shocking debut attacking Austin. But one man's sudden reappearence makes me think it's time we route for the bad guys . . .
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Long Live Hulkamania!
For those who want to know what I think of Hulk Hogan stealing the WWF championship from Triple H at Backlash, here it is.
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The New Dynamic Duo
Most everyone out there has done a Wrestlemania mop-up already, so I'll leave that to them. Here is my digestion of some interesting results of X-8.
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WWA Revulsion
Despite the title of this article, this is not so much a review of the PPV (which is a little late at this point) as it is a look at why it sucked so much both from the crowd perspective (based on 411 and 1wrestling reviews) and the broadcast.
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No Way Out of the nWo
My views on the latest pay-per-view, the feuds that climaxed there and the seeds planted.
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Gotta Have Faith
An optomistic (that is, not mean) view of the impending arrival of the nWo in the WWF. And no, it isn't the potential for Hogan versus Flair in an Age in a Cage match.
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Let it Reign
With Jericho finally in the spot he deserves, the one thing that scares me the most is that the WWF may interrupt his tenure as champ. That would destroy his momentum and de-legitimize his character to the point that God only knows when he'll finally get his day in the sun.
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A Hardy Contest
Happy Birthday to me: I'm 22. Here's a B-day ditty on the Hardys' feud to begin officially at "Vengeance." Me likey very much.
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Vengeance Should Be His
A run down of how I would handle "Vengeance" and the best idea I've heard so far as to how to run the WWF title afterwards.
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The Cactus Sack Experiment, part 1
Friend and reader Dave "Cactus Sack" Stark has decided that, in light of how badly wrestling sucks lately, he will be over-indulging in wrestling so as to experiment with the effects of a wrestling overdose on the human mind. Here are the results of the first part of the experiment: going to two live events back to back then watching the televised versions.
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Catering (and I don't mean meatballs)
After seeing "Raw" live in my hometown last night, I realized that some people in the WWF really know what they're doing -- but then there is the rest of the staff.
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Another Heel Turn
Gadzooks! Angle has gone baddy again. Is it just me or is the Alliance seemingly filling with less WCW and ECW guys and more WWF defectors? Well, either way read on. |
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Raising the Steaks
The WWF has certainly defribulated their dwindling audience. Here I recap exactly how and what good will come of it.
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A Rocky Angle
A little ditty on The Rock/Kurt Angle alliance from this past Thursday on "Smackdown."  |
They're Quite Forgiven
My rendition of how the important things happened on Sunday at "Unforgiven" and the following Monday on "Raw." plus commentary and some thoughts on where they can take it from here.
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Time to Heel
 A more complete version of my rant on what it takes to be a good heel.
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Ass is Raw
A few thoughts on Aug. 27's episode of "Raw is War." Mostly my praise to those who deserve it and questions about what the heck some people are thinking over at Titan Sports.
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I'm Going Super Crazy!
Anyone who knows Tajiri knows his greatest matches in ECW were against Super Crazy. So how come the Insane Luchadore isn't a part of the Invasion?
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SummerSlack (belated)
Although a little late, here are my thoughts on Sunday, Aug. 19's "Summerslam" with edits according to events and news postings as of the date posted.
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In the Hall of Champions
My thoughts on some of the more critical title changes in the last few week (including those from the Aug. 14 episode of "Raw"). Plus commentary on the delema caused by the two main events at "Summerslam." |
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A Taste Worse Than Debra's Cookies
Some plots are better left un-pursued. Here I present in my most abundant pessimism my qualms about The Rock’s (unfortunately badly needed) return.
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A Whole New Angle
 A brief piece on the new lemony-lime twist they've given to my Olympic hero, Kurt Angle.
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Feast or Famine
Ponderings on how things could go bad, despite that fact that ECW has been revived under McMahon money.
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When WCW Attacks
Thoughts and feelings on the WCW Invasion, which officially begun this past week and will continue until the pay-per-view, amply titled "Invasion," on July 22.
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Crown This!
My feelings on Sunday's pay-per-view, "King of the Ring." It wasn't great, although there was a solid effort on a lot of people's behalf.
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Getting Ripped Off Left and Right
A quick review of all the crap the WWF and WCW pulled this past week, and a short rant about Stone Cold Steve Austin. WUSS WARNING: This is a rather bitter article.
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. . . In with the New.
A review of new happenings in the last few weeks in the WWF. My main focus is on the mid-card plots and such, cuz lately they main events have been lacking.
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Undertaking New Directions (For Benoit or for Worse)
Where on Earth has the Undertaker been? What has happened to his feud with Stone Cold? When did Benoit become so popular? Did someone eat my chillidog? The answers to most of these questions and more lie in this article.
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Not All Fun and Games
This past week wasn't so pretty for the WWF -- a little too much ass-thrusting and tobacco-juicing for me. But there were some fun things going on . . .
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Strange Things A'brewin
A look at the whack-ass stuff that's been going on in the last few weeks before and after the most recent pay-per-view.
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Wild 'Wrestling Federation'
A swank review of events since "Wrestlemania," covering all the gimmick changes (or lack there of) for better or for worse.
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An Odd Week for the WWF
a revue and commentary on the World Wrestling Federation, its business and gimmicks druing the week of Feb. 26.
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If only the WCW matches held on WWF television this past week could be as cool as this hat.
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