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Lets Go Shopping Takes On Male Addictions, Male Baldness, and The Football Virus
Is football season getting you down? Here's some whimsical suggestion on how to learn to live with it.
Ghosts, Goblins, and Grandpas
Grandpas and grandkids meet the ghosts, ghouls, and goblins.
A Ghost Invaded Our Pond
The ghost of a bird invaded our pond. Can you name him, her, or it?
Thou Shalt Not Snore
This is a must read for pulpet thumpers.
How to Grow Younger
Growing old is an unacceptable option
Hazardous Humor
Does a laugh a day keep the doctors away?
Food for the Gods
The keeper of the Bees tells all.
Big Game Hunting on the Squirrel Preserves
Have you ever made friends with a squirrel?
Cabin Fever
You don't need a cabin to catch cabin fever.
Multitasking (Humor)
Some bosses say: "When you can't do more than one thing at a time, you're inefficient." I counter with: "If you expect me to do multitasking, I quit."
The Quest for Pelican Lake(s)
Even editors can be right at least part of the time.
Motel Roulette
Economical travel doesn't have to be cheap.
ON THANKSGIVING DAY, WILL YOUR TURKEY BE THANKFUL? (humor)
Thanksgivings Day comes with dilemnas.
Humorous_Sage For President
Humorous_Sage will make a great President of the USA. Vote! Help get him elected.
POPCORN, PIZZA AND BEER
Football is Back!
WOMEN BEWARE! A MAN INVADED YOUR KITCHEN
Testosterone and kitchens don't mix.
How Many Gatekeepers Do Hospitals Need? (Humor)
A glimpse into our medical future
X-Rated Dust Bunnies
Dust bunnies are more proliphic than rabbits.
Frugal Buying Frenzies
When computer nerds shop 'till they drop Intel and Microsoft come out on top
FLOWERS MAKE WONDERFUL PETS
Nothing's Perfect
Giving Without Going Broke
Have you ever had the urge to help other people? Gift annuities provide an excellent method of assisting the needy without going broke.
THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
Even I am not perfect
NO MORE BOBS -- The Intro.
Poor little Cindi has trouble with oddballs named Bob. This is a prelude to her humorous mystery/romance novel also called "No More Bobs"
AUTOMATED HOSPITAL DIAGNOSTICS (Humor
Have you visited a hospital since the day you were born? If so, this piece might make you nostalgic.
SANTA'S GOT PROBLEMS
Some think that Santa has it made. Don't believe it. He has more than his share of mind-boggling problems.
MY VETERAN'S DAY PRAYER (Humor)
Comes Veteran's Day, I'm always thankful.
HALLOWEEN MASKS (Humor)
The up and down sides of wearing Halloween masks to entertain trick or treaters.
CHEAP DATES
This piece is for women who want to pry into a male's feeble mind and for men who want simple ideas on economic survival. Dating can be a mite bit expensive--but it doesn't have to be.
DESSERT FIRST -- HAM and EGGS SECOND
Octogenarians who need to gain weight have the best of all worlds.
THOSE WHO LIVE IN THE FAST LANE SMELL TOO MANY SKUNKS
Those who live in the slow lane get to stop and smell all the roses. Those who live in the fast lane only smell skunks.
DON'T LET YOUR HUSBAND DIE BROKE
Sage advice for amateur investors.
GET THE LEAD OUT
Are you looking for "eternal" youth? If so, get the lead out. Exercise -- and laugh while you do it.
MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME RETIRE
My five retirements exceeded my greatest expectations. I enjoyed every one of those sleep-late, year-long vacations. Thanks to computers, each one was worthwhile. I hope my own misadventures will elicit some laugh and help you prepare for your future.