Underappreciated Movies
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"Ring" This!!!: An Editorial
Clint alienates more people with a scathing editorial about the LORD OF THE RINGS hoopla.
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2001: The movies of the year
Pop the champagne and kiss your sweetie, it's the grand old tradition of rating the movies of the year!!!
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FAME: A rallying cry to the artists of the world!!!
The movie FAME is disscused and a soul is bared.
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SWEETHEARTS: For real this time, Clint is back!
Clint finally makes it back to his column with the deppressing love story known as SWEETHEARTS
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NIGHTWATCH: Clint's back and making fun of the Danes!!!
The Danish film NIGHTWATCH is discussed. And there's nothing funny about that at all.
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GINGER SNAPS: A mini-article from a very busy editor
The movie GINGER SNAPS is discussed in abbreveated form
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BITE ME, GEORGE LUCAS: a MYHS editorial
In honor of the new PHANTOM MENACE DVD, Clint lets George Lucas know how he really feels about him.
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CRITICAL CARE: The Anti-E.R.
The movie CRITICAL CARE is discussed while under the influance of a lot of cold medicine.
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THE SEA WOLF: Ahoy there, mateys!!!
The film, THE SEA WOLF, is forced to walk the plank while we all sing "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."
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Starting over...
It's time to move forward in our lives. In this column, Clint talks about some things that have helped him move on from the events of Sept. 11th. Normal columns will begin next week.
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INDICTMENT: THE MCMARTIN TRIAL - Controversy and such
The movie INDICTMENT: THE MCMARTIN TRIAL is discussed by a possible witch and communist.
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BARCELONA: A movie to soothe the nerves
The movie BARCELONA is discussed while Clint pulls his own hair out.
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THE STORY OF RIKKI: A manly movie for manly men
The film THE STORY OF RIKKI is discussed. Those of you on the first few rows will get wet
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DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC: an article for the ladies
Clint discusses his love life and also a movie. But mostly his love life.
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POPCORN: Two Films For The Masses
Two movies are reviewed for the fun of it. No snobs allowed.
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ULTRAVIOLET: It's British!!!
The mini-series ULTRAVIOLET is reviewed, not that anyone would notice. You never call... you never write. (heavy sigh)
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GET TO KNOW YOUR FILM CRITIC: An Article Straight From the Heart
Clint discusses his favorite movies like only he can. Tied to a chair.
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BATTLE ROYALE: The holy grail of bootleg tapes
The movie BATTLE ROYALE is discussed in secret without the prior knowledge of the feds.
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SPECIAL TV EDITION!!! : The Emmys and SPORTS NIGHT
We switch from movies to TV for a look at some things that have been forgotten.
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DRUNKS: A sobering film
The film DRUNKS is discussed while being shaken, stirred and served over ice.
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GUEST Columnist!!!! - Braden Walker reviews THE SPECIALS
While Clint is hiding from the Feds in Holland, his good buddy Braden Walker picks up the slack with a super-cool guest column.
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MR. VAMPIRE: Hop, hop, hopping along....
The film MR. VAMPIRE is discussed in a windowless room with no garlic or stakes to be found anywhere.
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PETER JACKSON: The Good and the Gore
Part two of a two-part look at the films of Peter Jackson.
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PETER JACKSON: The Good and The Gore
Part one of a two part look at the works of Peter Jackson.
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DON'T DRINK THE WATER: Unseen Allen
The film DON'T DRINK THE WATER is displayed on bed of iceberg lettuce, surrounded by fresh parsley and topped with fine caviar.
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DEAR JESSE: I am SOOO going to get letters.
WARNING - This article contains point-of-views from a very angry liberal. Read at your own risk.
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MADE: A "Movie's You Haven't Seen" Exclusive!!!
The movie MADE, a yet-to-be-released gem of a picture, gets worked over by a wiseguy.
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61* - How about that...
The usually cynical critic gets all sentimental about Billy Crystal's new baseball film 61*. He is truly sorry.
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...AND GOD SPOKE: controversy and metaphors
The film ...AND GOD SPOKE is discussed with the aide of anatomically correct dolls and explicit but infomative pamphlets.
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HORROR FILMS - Through the Looking Glass - Part 2- THE KINGDOM
The wrap up of the Two Part series on modern Horror films. The film of the week is THE KINGDOM, which is a whole lot of fun, even though it's in Danish.
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Horror Films: Through the Looking Glass - Part One- CHERRY FALLS
Part One of a two part series looking at modern horror films. You should not take this article with alchohol and avoid driving at all costs. Feel free to share amongst your friends.
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A FACE IN THE CROWD: 1957, a very good year...
The film A FACE IN THE CROWD is discussed in a pleasing environment of friends and family. You're safe here. And we have coffee and pie.
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MR. JEALOUSY: Romance and junk...
The movie MR. JEALOUSY is discussed in a frank and open manner. There is explicit language and nudity. Ask your parents permission before reading this article.
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RUNNING TIME: The journey begins!!!
The film RUNNING TIME is discussed with much wit and sarcasm. Children should be excused and those with faint hearts should retire to the drawing room.
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SMOKE: putting the "art" in art film
Looking for a good drama that you will love. SMOKE is the answer. Trust me, you haven't seen it and you should.
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