RAW Report 8/13/01
he makes fun of Green Lantern, which brings HURRICANE HELMS in to knock Angle's milk glass away. "You spilled my milk!" Angle smacks Helms around and says "NOBODY spills my milk!"
15) Backstage DEBRA and STONE COLD sit around and chat.
16) KURT ANGLE v. ROB VAN DAM for the WWF Hardcore Title. See, most wrestling "observers" out there (hint hint) don't get Angle. They act like he's the same uberpatriot character from the mid-80's as Hogan, Sgt. Slaughter or even Hacksaw Duggan. He's not. He's a PARODY of those characters- hence the whole milk thing, the geeky remarks. You're still supposed to laugh at him, but cheer him while you're doing it. With that out of the way, RVD jumps Angle on the ramp to start off, but Angle gives him a thrashing, punching away and slamming him face first into the ring steps. Clothesline on the floor gets a two count. Angle whacks RVD into the post and the barrier face first, but RVD slingshots Angle over the railing. He drapes Angle over the barrier and hits a flying legdrop onto the back of Angle's head for a two count. Angle rolls back into the ring while Van Dam grabs a chair and sets it up in the corner. RVD turns around and gets a dropkick from Angle, which sends him facefirst into the chair hard. Angle covers for two. Whip to the ropes, RVD hits a spinning heel kick. Angle falls into the corner, RVD picks up the chair, tosses it toward Angle's face and dropkicks it! He covers for two. Up in the corner, whip to the ropes but Angle hits an elbow. He climbs to the top but RVD kicks him in the head (nice elevation). Somersault with the chair but Angle hits a flying clothesline. And there's the Anklelock! But SOME ECW GUYS run in to hit Angle. Wait! There's JEFF HARDY, wailing on guys! Angle hits the Olympic Slam and slaps on the Anklelock, just as Jeff Hardy drops the Swanton onto RVD for a pinfall. So Jeff wins the match he wasn't even in, and Angle beats everybody up. Great segment.
17) Backstage STONE COLD tells DEBRA he's not happy. We cut to commercial.
18) Backstage DEBRA tells SHAWN STASIAK he should probably apologize to STONE COLD for being so embarrassing. Austin barges in, smacking Stasiak behind the door, and says it's time to
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