RAW Report 8/13/01
Stephanie's busty now. She reminds us that Rhyno's beaten Jericho every time they've fought, and she's so confident that she'll be in Rhyno's corner. Rhyno says it'll be an honor.
b) Jericho hits the scene, though, and gets a huge "Y2J" chant. "I am still feeling the effects from that vicious Gore last week, and you're right, I've never beaten Rhyno. But, at SummerSlam, I'm gonna take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal. And I'm gonna get you too, Rhyno." That one never fails to amuse! "Stephanie, while you did say that Rhyno was gonna get the job done, looking at you in the ring now, it looks like you're the expert on getting the job done. As a matter of fact, I have a little video to show of my own. Let's take a look at a still of our little Stephanie just last year." He compares this to a more recent photo, and the, um, mammarial evidence speaks for itself. Steph's not happy. "It seems our little Billionaire Princess sure has grown this past year... in at least two places, anyway. You wanna talk about foreign objects!" Steph covers her cleavage and says "you have some kind of imagination." Jericho says "Maybe I do, so I'll take you out to dinner and we can discuss it. I hear there's a Hooters just down the street from this place." Rhyno says Jericho better show some respect or he'll beat some into him.
c) All of a sudden, it's BOOKER T, and he stands with Steph and Rhyno in the ring. "I know what it's like to be disrespected, believe me. But it pains me to sit back there and listen to this punk-a&&-sucka dis you like that. This woman is all natural... damn, you're looking fine, Stephanie!" Heyman: "And TRIPLE H is the only driver!" Jericho calls Booker "Mr. T" and Booker gets real mad.
d) Finally THE ROCK has come back to Chicago, and he joins Jericho on the ramp. JR: "This ovation is deafening!" Heyman: "What?" Rock says "You just said that you were gonna take the Rock straight to school. School? Well the Rock can just imagine what you were like in high school. The oldest 27-year old senior the world has ever seen... that short little yellow bus, pulling up in front. Beep beep! Beep beep!" "2 plus 2? I know the answer to that- Thomas Jefferson, sucka!" Jericho
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