RAW Report 5/7/01

18) Backstage VINCE MCMAHON asks DEBRA to get him some coffee. She makes a face and Vince leaves to get his own coffee. Hey, maybe Lita v. Molly wasn't so bad after all....

19) THE DUDLEY BOYS d. X-FACTOR in a six-man table match. I know why they won't ship X-PAC to the new WCW- they want it to SUCCEED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry. Seriously, though, if all you have to do to get on RAW every week is to kiss up to TRIPLE H and do spin kicks, then sign me up. RAVEN gives a much-needed assist to the Duds as they're about to get pummeled by ALBERT. This gives SPIKE DUDLEY the chance to Acid Drop Albert off the apron into a table on the floor.

20) Backstage we see A LIMO, and CHRIS BENOIT steps out of that limo. He's double-crossed KURT ANGLE, who's probably halfway to WWF New York by now!

21) Backstage RIKISHI tells MICHAEL COLE that he's going to beat up STONE COLD tonight.

22) I was wrong. KURT ANGLE wasn't halfway to WWF New York- he's there, and now he sees that CHRIS BENOIT isn't. Poor guy. Benoit addresses him via monitor- is Angle wants the medals back, he'll have to take them back in a match at Judgment Day. Til then, Benoit's going to keep the medals safe by keeping them IN HIS BLOODY PANTS! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

23) Backstage EDGE and CHRISTIAN help ANGLE after all, as they run into CHRIS BENOIT. They try to beat him up but accidentally slam him through the door to CHRIS JERICHO's dressing room. Jericho lends a hand and the heels run off with no medals.

24) MICK FOLEY is back, and he's got a ticket for our show tonight! Why didn't he show it at the beginning of the show?

25) Backstage we see RIKISHI from the scary side- and you know what I mean.

26) MICK FOLEY is still here.

27) STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN d. RIKISHI. Blah match with VINCE and STEPHANIE encouraging Evil Austin. Rikishi rules the match until Stephanie runs into the ring to prevent a Banzai drop. He goes after her, gets splashed by Austin, kick, Stunner and a pin. Austin rolls outside and tries to get the one chair that MICK FOLEY can reach but Foley grabs it, of course, which earns him a handful of punches. Rikishi has his own chair,

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