RAW Report 5/7/01
4) BRADSHAW d. KURT ANGLE by countout. Bradshaw takes control early with some brawling, and Kurt doesn't even get into the match until a couple of minutes with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Still no luck, though, cause Bradshaw no-sells Angle's stuff and beats him up some more. A reversal and Angle applies the Anklelock, but Bradshaw gets to the ropes. At this point CHRIS BENOIT is seen over the Titantron. He's at WWF New York, wearing Angle's gold medals. Angle turns around to get his head taken off by the Clothesline From Heck, rolls out of the ring and staggers toward the back, ostensibly to go to WWF New York.
5) Backstage KURT ANGLE asks SOME GUYS for car keys, but nobody has any. Finally he beats a guy up and steals his car. See, that's the double standard in the WWF. The Undertaker spits tobacky juice in somebody's eye and he gets the third degree from the cops. Angle commits grand theft auto and walks away. They ought to look into this. Not really, though. We cut to commercial.
6) Backstage THE HARDY BOYS and LITA are in the dressing room with EDDIE GUERRERO and they just want to say they don't trust him, even though he helped Matt win a match on Smackdown against Edge. Eddie says he's trustable, and besides, he wants to make sure Lita beats CHYNA for the women's title at Judgment Day. Lita says words are ok but actions count, and Eddie says "kiss my butt." Really.
7) EDGE/CHRISTIAN/RHYNO d. THE HARDY BOYS/EDDIE GUERRERO. Eddie keeps missing out on tags from the brothers here, though the Hardys seem to have the match well in hand anyway. Finally Eddie gets in after Matt gets wailed on, and he cleans house. He tosses Rhyno waaaay over the top rope and pounds on everybody else. LITA hits the flying headscissors on Edge. Ref is distracted, Rhyno goes for the gore on Lita but Eddie steps in the way and takes one for the team as Rhyno gets the pin. Lita and Matt look more stunned than grateful, but whatever.
8) THE UNDERTAKER sits in a studio somewhere in Connecticut, waiting to be interviewed.
9) JERRY LYNN d. TAKA MICHINOKU d. GRANDMASTER SEXAY d. CRASH HOLLY for the Light heavyweight title. If the WWF were serious about pushing the light heavyweights, they better make sure they don't have
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