RAW report 12/4/00
© Brady and Sonya Carlson
1) a) THE UNDERTAKER (aka undertaker.com) enters on his big Harley. In a break from the usual discussion, immediately a match gets underway between the Undertaker (dot com) and RIKISHI. The Undertaker (dot com) scores the first knockdown, but it doesn't stick. Rikishi proves his head is harder than his opponent's by knocking him down with a headbutt. The Undertaker (dot com) is then going to do a great move on Rikishi from the top corner rope but is distracted by KURT ANGLE. Both combatants take the other down multiple times and get to a two count, but neither is winning this match. As Undertaker (dot com) is about to do something he is again distracted by Kurt Angle. A Banzai Drop signals the Undertaker (dot com)'s defeat. Of course, Angle enters the ring to work over the Undertaker (dot com).
2) LT. COMMISIONER DEBRA lets the world know that the COMMISIONER MICK FOLEY is being held up in traffic. Thank goodness we know THAT!
3) THE RIGHT TO CENSOR'S BULL BUCHANON and THE GOODFATHER d. THE HARDY BOYZ for the Tag Team Title. LITA is on the sidelines urging on her Boyz. The Hardy's are doing a decent job on their own, but they get psyched out when the DUDLEY BOYS come on dressed sort of like the
4) a) Backstage ROAD DOGG and K KWICK get a promise from Debra that they will have a title shot against Buchanon and the
b) In another dressing room, DEAN MALENKO tries to make up with Lita with an offering of flowers. He asks her to think about going out with her just once. Her answer? NO! To add injury to insult, Lita smacks
c) Rikishi is approached by TRIPLE H to make a pact against all the other
5) CHRIS BENIOT d. HARDCORE HOLLY but not before Hardcore calls Beniot the Best Technical Moron in the WWF. Holly almost knocks Beniot out with one smack from his left arm that has a metal plate in it. It was all a show. Beniot is able to win by consession with a cripple cross face. WHAT A MOVE CHRIS! Now, can we just talk about dental work?
6) VINCE MCMAHON enters backstage in a huge black limo. He had Debra fooled; she thought it was the commish. WRONG!
7) a) Our valiant Commisioner MICK FOLEY enters backstage in a cheap little rental car. Debra tries to let him know about the chaos that has ensued.
