RAW Report 11/13/00

1) a) Yes, it's KURT ANGLE, the WWF CHAMPION! And what does Kurt want, you ask? I don't know, because the crowd's booing him loudly. Kurt: "Could I please have your attention?" He calls himself a fighting champion and notes that he will defeat THE UNDERTAKER at Survivor Series. Kurt then immediately accepts a challenge from "someone who claims he can beat me with one hand tied behind his back."

b) That person is CRASH HOLLY, and he does have an arm tied behind his back. JIM ROSS: "He has something up his sleeve." JERRY LAWLER: "He doesn't have any sleeves!" Crash unties his own arm very quickly and wails on Angle, which the crowd really gets into. MOLLY HOLLY is at ringside. That's kinda cool. Angle nails a bunch of suplexes and gets what I think is a chant of "Angle... Angle." No, Kurt's getting huge boos for everything. Crash hits a DDT and the crowd ooh's at the near fall. Now that's impressive! Kurt turns the tide, though, and slaps on an anklelock for the submission win. Then he whacks Crash with a chair.

c) Here comes HARDCORE HOLLY to save the day, and he wails on Angle, but EDGE and CHRISTIAN save the champ.

d) No such luck for the bad guys, cause THE UNDERTAKER comes in and cleans house. He dumps Edge and Christian over the top rope, and then goes for the champ, who sneaks away just in time.

2) Backstage TEST and ALBERT argue about who has to fight, uh, somebody. Test says Albert has a big head. Test wins- er, loses a coin flip and sulks as we cut to commercial. I think.

3) Backstage EDGE and CHRISTIAN and KURT ANGLE confront COMMISSIONER FOLEY and claim the Fed should be called the WWTHMIF- "The World What the Hell, More Interference? Federation." Foley says we'll have a six-man tag match later tonight- Edge, Christian and Kurt against The Undertaker and the Hollys.

4) CHRIS JERICHO/STEVE BLACKMAN d. KANE/TEST in a Hardcore tag match. Jericho jumps Kane as he comes to the ring, and then Blackman joins in, but we then lose all semblance of non-chaos. Blackman does his kendo stick to the groin slam but Kane breaks up the count. Jericho hits Kane FOUR TIMES with a trash can but he doesn't fall down, but Test accidentally hits him with a kendo stick. Jericho hits the Lionsault and gets the pin. Oops for Test. Instead of fleeing the country like any logical person, Test tries to apologize to Kane and gets chokeslammed.

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