OH, DEER!


© Mel. White

He's cute, he's buff, he's got eyes that would melt a chocolate bar in the middle of Antarctica, and he thinks your lilacs are lunch. He's part of a growing problem in urban areas around the world -- the wild animal that's been crowded out of his habitat wants to move into the habitat that replaced his home.

It's a perfect deal from his viewpoint. You've got food, water, shade, shelter, and you discourage BigBadThings (which, after all, would eat you and yours, too). It's a great place for him to raise his family in peace. From your standpoint, the dung and ruined shrubbery and damaged tools and fences aren't worth the hassle of having your outdoor kinfolk come for a visit. What's a gardener to do -- particularly a wildscaper? After all, weren't you supposed to be attracting wildlife and providing for them in the first place?

Having wildlife is a bit like having children. If you let your kids rampage all around the neighborhood, be assured that your neighbors will call the police and generally make trouble for you. If the wildlife that you attract damages the neighborhood, you will have problems with your neighbors. Wildscaping isn't about creating problem wildlife -- it's about finding and building appropriate places for it. It's also about community solutions (because wildscaping can involve more than just your yard) for community wildlife problems.

Once a month, I'll discuss some of the common pests and ways to deal with them. Since the question just arose last week, this week I'll deal with deer and how to discourage them from turning your yard into their smorgasbord.

I think there must be as many ways of getting rid of deer as there are deer themselves. Unfortunately, the only two most effective solutions are killing the deer or putting up deer-proof fences. Both of them involve some complications. Shooting is, of course, a permanent deterrant provided you can aim a gun effectively. However, neighbors don't often like the sound of firearms and someone's bound to call the cops. You can try dragging Bambi across your threshold like a deceased burglar to convince the cops he was breaking and entering when you turned him into venison, but I'm not sure that will go over well with the Fish and Game Department. Deer-proof fencing around a garden (which has to be 7 to 8 feet tall) will keep them out of the fenced area but can cause your bank account to wilt faster than an underwatered impatiens. Should you decide to fence your area, ask your neighborhood garden store (or feed store) about

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7.   May 27, 1998 11:49 PM
A few years ago a deer was hit by a car on the highway near my driveway (I didn't hit it). I called the highway department and I was told that they didn't have money to pay anyone to pick it up. I cal ...

-- posted by Kirk_Johnson


6.   May 27, 1998 3:53 PM
Great article!

You left out one thing, though. Hitting them with your car.

Around here we buy deer insurance for our vehicles (I'm NOT kidding!) and we know for a fact what those big bloody ...


-- posted by Cottage_Garden


5.   May 27, 1998 12:02 AM
Carol, the deer in the Pacific Northwest rarely touch rhododendrons. People who garden on the East Coast are always surprised by this. It must be a difference in the species of deer.

It is surpris ...


-- posted by Kirk_Johnson


4.   May 27, 1998 12:00 AM
I loved it, too, Mel! Been looking forward to it. Really LOL at the mental vision of leaving decaying dear carcases around the garden...

Well, I'm trying a bottle of This 1 Works, given me by a n ...


-- posted by Marge_Talt


3.   May 26, 1998 6:56 PM
(g) Glad you enjoyed the article, Carol. I had entirely too much fun writing it.

-- posted by MelWhite





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