Of Dragons, Flowers and Songs of Love


© Barbara Hall

Back when I was working at a large nursery, I remember a young boy coming up to me and asking with a slightly surprising English accent whether we had any "Auntie Rhynum." I blinked. As a matter of fact, we all made those rather up and down puzzled faces like Don Martin characters in Mad Magazine.

I asked "Auntie WHAT?" as the search engine in my head went looking for a plant name that might make some sense here. Sure enough I realized that there was one that I had never heard spoken aloud, much less with an English Accent. Antirrhinum. "Ooooooh," I said, "You want a snapdragon!"

This young man looked up at me with raised eyebrows and pronounced:

"Yes, I suppose that's what YOU people call them."

"Yeah, well, watch yourself, kid, they bite!"

Snapdragons have always been one of my favorite wild things, being one of the rare flowers that will indeed open their mouths when their faces are squeezed, just in case you need someplace to practice being an Italian Grandmother.

In honor of Valentine's Day, I want to tell you all The Most Romantic Snapdragon Story Ever Told. — True Story —

Once upon a lot of years ago I was involved in a vaguely rocky and stormy lovership with (of all things) another gardener. During one of our many spats, and I do believe it was in early November, I needed to escort him out of my universe once again and chose to give him my last-born blood red snapdragon as a kind of "punctuation" to show him I meant business (again). I said what I had to, gave him the snapdragon and stormed off. We did not see each other for the rest of the winter. The following spring we found each other again once things began to sprout and the days grew longer and all seemed right once again in the garden. He walked over to me and handed me a small juice glass in which stood my blood red snapdragon with shriveled flowers . . . and roots.

Lovers have been speaking to each other with flowers for centuries. Part of my job as a surfing editor is to spare you snuffling about for The Language of Flowers and coming up with the exact same document over 20 times like I did. So here it is just once. But in all this snuffling I came upon another even more creative take on the whole thing. Scroll down to the second list in this one . And finally I found a list way down the line of the 130 documents on romance+flowers that was REALLY something in that it even contained the

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9.   Feb 17, 1999 8:00 AM
I had one of those very sane and unfanciful natires that showed me instantly that my voice was NOT coming from the snapdragon. So instead I tried to feed it. ...

-- posted by CarolWallace


8.   Feb 17, 1999 4:27 AM
....that it should be a RULE that we all teach every little kid we see how to open the mouth of a snapdragon. I suspect as rules go it hasn't been RIGHT UP THERE considering the number of adults who g ...

-- posted by LadyB


7.   Feb 16, 1999 5:02 PM
That was my comedy routine when younger... making wild snapdragons tell jokes, etc. The wild ones were small and yellow in my neck of the "woods" (fields, actually). I never outgrew that habit... I ha ...

-- posted by Sonni


6.   Feb 16, 1999 1:41 PM
...it sounds more like Lindera confusifolia!

-- posted by LadyB


5.   Feb 16, 1999 4:12 AM
I grow Lindera obtusiloba for Autumn colour but it is coming into flower now and it shouldn't be. It looks perfectly healthy, it won't know when to lose its leaves though. It is native to China, Jap ...

-- posted by Gay_Klok





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