Through WEED COLORED glasses - Page 2


© Barbara Hall
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Then there are the folks who will argue that a WEED is ANY plant that happens to be where YOU don't want it to be. My, my, aren't WE arrogant! Now this isn't to say that I don't do a fair amount of "Now you go play over THERE, and YOU go play over THERE." in my own gardens, with the occasional "Alright, you are getting far too rowdy, COMPOST!!!" I think it's incredibly funny that the WORST weeds in a garden are GRASSES! Yes, the same guys you love so in the lawn! OH well.

But one thing I will not ascribe to is, well....HERBICIDE. The obliteration of any given species of plant JUST because it happens to BE that species. That's a racist attitude, folks! Of course I pull bittersweet out of the rock garden when I see it, but by the same token, I am in GREAT appreciation of it when it has the wherewithal to climb a dead utility pole and turn it into a living 'tree' and produce x number of square feet of 'leafdom' which, in case ANYONE's forgotten, is part of the reason we can still BREATHE.

Another case in point are the 'weeds' of the animal kingdom. The entire time I've been writing this, the Squirrel Circus has come to town right outside my window in the huge mulberry tree. Now these are the SAME guys I have been bellowing at, BEATING on the walls with shoes to scare them out of the crawlspace, and just SURE they're going to burn this cottage to the ground with chewing on some hot wire. But for right now they're doing their Flying Rodent Brothers routine and scarfing up all the mulberries that are making THIS barefoot goddess look somewhat like Lucille Ball in a vat of grapes. (Did you know you can actually EAT mulberries while hanging by your toes??? I didn't know that) Squirrels can be damaging bad news when they get into your house, but squirrels aren't bad because they're SQUIRRELS, nor are Dandelions bad because they're DANDELIONS.

Put the TROWEL DOWN for a minute and take a good look at that plant slated for destruction. Has it NO virtues? Sit down and have a little talk with it, you just might see something interesting, and weediness is indeed in the eye of the beholder.

"Plant Police? In my office, NOW! I want to have a WORD with you guys!"

Your lawn could look this great
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4.   Jul 14, 2000 3:53 AM
Some municipalities are very specific in what they allow people to grow in their front yards. You will remember Carol Wallace's In Focus: Freedom and Your Front Yard ...

-- posted by biogardener


3.   Jul 8, 2000 7:31 PM
If you like them - then they are not weeds. Weeds are plants that you don't like, growing where you don't want them!

-- posted by CarolWallace


2.   Jul 8, 2000 9:42 AM
I was out futzing with a sleepy little border at the base of my only slightly tacky lattice fence to screen me from the neighbors. The very few morning glories that even bothered to germinate are yawn ...

-- posted by LadyB


1.   Jul 7, 2000 3:05 PM
I like most weeds! Especially when they flower. My husband informed me I have weeds in my perennial garden. I said, "I know, I like them". What can he say. I don't like them to take over, but the ...

-- posted by jerrib





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