Weatherisms

"Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
-Kin Hubbard, journalist, humorist

"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
-Robert Byrne

"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
-Robin Williams

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."
-Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

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"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."
-John Ruskin

"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby."
-Langston Hughes

"Rainbows apologize for angry skies."
-Sylvia Voirol

"It is better to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain."
-Notebook; More Maxims of Mark, Johnson, 1927

"Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain."
-Source Unknown

"If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes."
-Mark Twain

"The rain it falls, and the wind it blows,
And the restless ocean ebbs and flows,
But the why and wherefore no one knows."
-Alexander McLachlan, The rain it falls, 1874.

"The Meek Shall Inherit the Snow"
-Dick Smyth, chapter title,Here's How Things Look to Dick Smyth, 1984.

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
-Carl Reiner

"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."
-Clyde Moore

"There are two seasons in Newfoundland: winter and bad ice fishing."
-Traditional Newfoundland saying.

"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
-Doug Larson

"Dirty days hath September
April June and November
From January up to May
The rain it raineth every day
All the rest have thirty-one
Without a blessed gleam of sun
And if any of them had two-and-thirty
They'd be just as wet and twice as dirty."
-The Story of Weather by Bill Giles

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
-George Carlin, comedian

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