Gardening with Hot Flashes and Other Heated Dilemmas


© Carol Wallace

Most of my life I was impervious to heat. A plunge to 70 was an excuse to go hunting for my winter coat. (It was this terrific, black velvet, satin-lined cape, and I really loved to wear it!)

Now when the thermometer hits 70 I fantasize about planting a big tall hedge so that clothing becomes an unnecessary garden accessory.

No - I haven't gone nudist. I'm having hot flashes.

Most of my life, as I shivered in the chill of winter, and we dialed our thermostat down to a politically correct and frigid setting, I sat and muttered. "I can't wait til I have hot flashes. At least I'll be warm."

Naturally, mine began in the heat of summer. Naturally they began after I had managed to carve out a lot of garden space that needs a lot of work. Hot, heavy work. Work that must be done. Work that no one else but this overheated and aging gardener is going to do. My husband couldn't tell a tulip from a dandelion, much less a weed from a garden-worthy plant. So a few adjustments in my gardening habits were necessary. And they make good sense - not just for those of us with hot flashes. None of us are getting younger. A healthy respect for the havoc working in the heat can create is a good thing to develop.

My first change was in my work times. Being something of a vampire, early mornings are out of the question for me. I've barely gone to bed when the sun rises. This means I wander out to the garden, coffee cup in hand for an 11 a.m. first inspection. Coffee done, I used to then begin whatever tasks my inspection told me were most urgent. Not anymore.

Early evening is my prime work time now. I can get a lot done between the time when the sun starts sinking and darkness, with a minimum of discomfort. Of course if you live on a more normal schedule, early morning before the sun really heats things up is even better. My body clock simply won't cooperate.

Vampire that I am, my wardrobe is full of black clothing - except in summer. Then I go for white. Not pale yellow, or blue or even the lightest of pastels. White reflects the light. Add even a hint of pastel coloring and you reduce that reflective property dramatically. You don't want to absorb any more heat than you have to.

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68.   Aug 27, 1999 5:28 PM
Remember how we joked about playing with the photos in Photoshop and brushing out wrinkles and skinnying ourselves and all? Back at the hotel I actually dowloaded one of our pictures from the camera a ...

-- posted by CarolWallace


67.   Aug 27, 1999 5:21 PM
Eat. drink and be merry - if you feel good about yourself and your life and you have a partner and friends that support you and you can share the highs and lows, good and bads with - you win in this g ...

-- posted by MaggieM


66.   Aug 26, 1999 12:22 PM
I'm going to trade mine in for a new one. ;-) My husband must just have a faster metabolism than mine. And of course, when we reach hot flash time in our lives, ours changes, and not usually to the gr ...

-- posted by CarolWallace


65.   Aug 26, 1999 12:17 PM
My Michael doesn't need to gain weight but he does have a great body. I don't...but he does. In the words of Butterfly McQueen...."it ain't fittin, it just ain't fittin". No matter how much I garde ...

-- posted by Sharon_Sanderson


64.   Jul 30, 1999 8:41 AM
is when he starts talking about how he really needs to gain weight - and wants meals that will help him do that. I'm not about two cook two separate meals so I TRY to compromise by giving him extras l ...

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