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Beans Around the World - Page 2

© Scott Paul Rains

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Note to the Customs Agent standing just outside the door as I write this article:

Dear Sir,

I forgot to tell the Agricultural Inspection Agent someting important. Turn the can of beans that you confiscated from me upside down. You will see that it is empty - no illegal foodstuffs have crossed the border in my luggage.

OK, can I come out now? This little room you have me in is getting a claustrophobic and the loudspeaker here at LAX just announced that my connecting flight is leaving soon.

Besides, that Kafkaesque man in the corner--the guy with the Lone Ranger smile--has been has been crooning into a matchbox ever since we got here and now he's shoving little bits of stale baloney sandwiches into it. Says he's a travel writer. I swear, I've never seen him before....

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Further Reading:

Beans Around the World http://www.beans-around-the-world.com

Rio de Janeiro

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/co...

Pernambuco Brazil

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/ga...

Iguacu Falls

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/pa...

Anchorage http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/wi...

San Jose

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/jo...

Minas Gerais

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/mi...

Copacabana

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/co...

Slovakia

• http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/sl...

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Beans Visit San Jose

Beans Visit Anchorage

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