There are way to many people on the show to name them all, so I’m just going to name some of the more popular ones. The popular ones are The Rock, “Stonecold” Steve Austin, The Dudley Boyz, the Hardy Boyz, and Vince McMahon.
The Rock is the “Best” of them all, even though that’s just because the producers want it that way (Wrestling is rigged, after all.) He has his own CD out, which has pathetic songs like “Pie”. Or “It’s tough to be the rock”. He speaks in third person when he talks about what he’s going to do, which makes it hard to follow if you don’t know that that’s what’s going on. Stonecold is one of the angrier of the bunch, and doesn’t much like being ridiculed. He’s quick to throw a punch, as well as a curse. The Dudley Boyz are a very weird tag team. Whenever they think their opponents are beaten, they yell “WAZZZZZUUP!”, and then they usually pull out a table to slam their enemy into. They belong to the tag team section of the show, which has a certain aspect of its own. TLC, standing for Tables, Ladders, Chairs. You can use any of these in the match, whether you use the metal chair as a club, the ladder as a way to drop even more painfully upon your opponent, or a table to knock the living daylights out of your enemy. The Hardy Boyz are part of Team Xtreme, a three person tag team group. The third member is the slutty Lita, a female wrestler with very low morals. Matt Hardy is Lita’s boyfriend, so they usually go out together. Jeff is in my opinion the weakest of the Hardys. Vince McMahon is the cruel, untrustworthy, low, scumbag of an owner. In nearly every episode he humiliates one person or another. He is not the kind of person you trust, or turn your back on. For all you know, you could wake up the next morning in a vat of sewage.
All in all, this show is trash. It’s not even worth a second of my time. I would rather watch paint dry for an hour, instead of watching five seconds of that disgusting, mindless drivel. The TV rating is TV PG,
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