2001 Recap For Editors

For my last column of this year I thought it might be fun to challenge other editors to write a piece using all the titles they submitted to Suite101.com in 2001, making a link to each title. We did this at the old ThemeStream site and some people came up with hilarious works. Your piece probably won't make sense, but that's part of the fun - use just a few words of your own to make the titles into sentences and see what you come up with (they don't have to be in order). Below you'll find my "go" at it, I hope you find it entertaining, and feel free to click on any of the titles you see and re-enjoy them! In the mean-time...

Happy New Year, everyone!

Where I live, it's common to have Close Encounters of The First Kind, where one can see the Eagles of My ‘Hood making the ‘Ooligans Run from Things That Speak In The Night. I can handle the Ghosts of Alaska and I'm Fine With Fall, but that's because of all the Training in Alaska. It's the Terrorism In Alaska that I can't stand, I mean, What Am I? Alaska Tough?

In Our Big Blue House, we often remember Jan's Grizzly Awakening but two questions keep popping up: Fish For Dinner? And, Fall? Already? Something's In The Air here, and For a Little Beauty you can visit Our Boy. He's a US Marine, Seeing Red about being in the Middle East at Christmas-time In Ketchikan, Alaska. A Ketchikan Holiday isn't something he likes to miss, but thankfully, Today We're All Americans.

If you live by the Code of The North, it's a real Winter Pick-Me-Up as Tradition Happens on it's own. SS And The Walk To Work were both pleasant, In A Mayberry R.F.D. Kind Of Way, but I get frightened when the Predator Turns Prey - And Playtoy right in front of me! You can't imagine the Colliding Realities when Adventures of Discovery force us to Guess Who's Coming For Dinner. Especially when Duck's Feet and Owl Feathers cause the children to shout, " Danger, Run! I Mean, Look at That...." just to find out it's merely a Fish On! All the while, we must be careful not to get PSP - Paralytic Shellfish Poisoning, or the Alaska Underwater Adventures will definitely stop. If that happens, I'll See You In The Sky someday.

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