When Atlas Shrugged
Some say the world will end in fire, But if it had to perish twice, —Robert Frost, Fire and Ice According to Greek mythology there was, a long time ago, a great battle between the Olympians and the Titans, the descendants of Uranus and Gaea. Prior to this battle, the Titans, led by their youngest sibling Cronus, deposed Uranus and became rulers of the Universe. Eventually, however, in a battle known as Titanomachy, they were overthrown by the Olympians and were punished for their insurrection. As retribution for their crimes, most of the Titans, except for Prometheus, were condemned to Tartarus, the lowest region of Hades. The two leaders of the coup were handed different sentences. Cronus ruled the Isle of the Blessed, and Atlas was made to hold up the sky. But what would happen if he failed in his charge?
THE SKY IS FALLING! It looks like Atlas had an itch. Thankfully, the story of Chicken Licken is only a fairy tale, and even if an acorn did fall the damage would be negligible. But while things turned out to be just fine for Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, Doggy Loggy, Horsey Lorsey, Turkey Lurkey, and Foxy Loxy, the dinosaurs weren’t so lucky. For them, the falling sky meant the end of an era.
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
That’s great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and airplanes… Lenny Bruce is not afraid. I am a hurricane, listen to yourself churn… Oh, sorry, I got carried away there. What I meant to say was that, as a result of one of Atlas’s
more famous itches, 65 million years ago, those great lizards that dominated the
earth were wiped out by the impact of an asteroid in the Yucatán
Peninsula. Talk
about your bad days. One minute you’re thundering across the land, frightening
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