OK, Now you have me going also, to the question of "will he bite?" as the person is reaching for my SD, and I say, " only between the hours of 7-8am since it's about (insert current local time), you're probably safe..." or "Just got back from doing a cat rescue, 70 feet up the tree--been up there for 3 days and my friend Bob will be doing a web page on his site reflecting the rescue. I'll let you know where it is -- Quite a climb...reminded me of my youth (but I didn't get as tired)..."
I hope some of these will give you an idea of what to say and will help you when you go out in public. You can be as professional or off the wall about it as you want. Most of us try to use the honey approach before vinegar but sometimes that Just does not work. Will people ever learn?
