Why Chocolate is Better than Sex!© Marna Gatlin
Apr 7, 1998
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex!
I was perusing the 'net and found many reasons why chocolate is better than sex! I was in a light and funny mood and this is what I collected over the past week! Enjoy! Chocolate is divine! 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
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The men probably think it's a joke! Welllll...I say, Let 'em think what they want. *wink*Dana Robinson The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. ...
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I liked the article but I disagree, my chocolatebar has never yet talked back to me, so I still don't know wether it enjoys being eaten, but thanks for your list anyway, Cornelis Balkema ...
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