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Doh!

© Sandy Brundage

The following humor break brought to you courtesy of rec.games.frp.dnd.

Things You Don't Want to Hear During a Game:

"How many hit points does your character have again?"

"Mage PC: I cast fireball, and it should do some great damage since I'm a 10th-level mage! Woo hoo! I rock, guys (to the other four players)

DM: You cast fireball in a narrow hallway... um... OK."

The DM rolls a series of dice and then says, "Do you really like your character?"

The DM rolls a few dice and laughs. "You know that Sword you had? The Sword of Kas, wasn't it?"

Player: "WHADDYA MEAN HAD?!?!?!"

DM:"Heh, heh, heh..."

"Say, how many d20s do you have? I might need 'em..."

"Suddenly, and without warning..."

"I'm not sure which wand this is. You might want to duck."

"Where's the Thief?"

"Where's the Kender?"

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