Lets Go Shopping Takes On Male Addictions, Male Baldness, and The Football Virus

Don't let him scream until he loses his voice. This can be accomplished by supplying plenty of punch, peanuts, and munchies. It's hard for him to scream with his mouth full.

Apply a beer curfew after the first quarter. Furniture damage progresses rapidly from quarter to quarter. Few fans tackle the sofa before halftime. If the game runs into overtime, protect the television so that none of your guests make unsanctioned breaks toward the goal line -- since the only goal line around is on the TV

Be a good hostess and display at least two dozen super-sized boxes of cough drops. It's hard for most men to yell when their mouths are full of throat lozenges.

Is the man in your life addicted to football? Are you willing to put up with that male-specific anomaly along with male baldness, couch-potato behavior, and dishwater allergies? If so, then you have at least three excellent options. First, you can accept his shortcomings. Second, you can become a female convert and join in on the "fun." Third, you can take Sundays off and go shopping.

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