DESSERT FIRST -- HAM and EGGS SECOND
There's only one drawback to my wonderful lifestyle. When the grandkids come by, I have to hide in the attic when sneaking my pre-dinner desserts. My own kids want me to set the type of example that would encourage their children to build more muscle than fat. Otherwise, they might not win athletic scholarships let alone professional sports contracts. For them, first things firsts means grooming their kids to become filthy rich jocks. Chess champions seldom make comparable money. The alternative might be to groom them to become industrial icons. I might support that worthy objective were it not for that fact that too many corporate executives get greedy and end up in jail.