Blonde Babes Berate Bill

"If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman." - Margaret Thatcher, former Prime Minster of England.

Conservative men love women, strong women, women of courage, women unafraid to speak their minds, women of intellect, women of independent stature, women unintimidated and uncowed by anyone, especially men. Margaret Thatcher, former UN Ambassador Jeane Kirkpatrick, and perhaps Ayn Rand are the most conspicuous women dwelling at the hallowed heights of female conservative heroism.

The shysters of shallowness that survive in the slimy sludge of contemporary Liberalism might admit that there are powerful, independent conservative women, but hint and wink that perhaps these women are not really feminine. Real women, beautiful women, like the occupants of Hollywood, are lovely and liberal. Like most myths, this myth does not survive the evidence. Three conspicuous young blonde-babe pundits are not only conservative, but articulately fed up with liberal patronizing attitudes in general and Bill Clinton in particular. This blond trio is composed of Laura Ingraham, Kellyanne Fitzpatrick, and Ann Coulter. Sometimes it is difficult to tell the difference between a conservative gathering and an episode of Bay Watch.

Ingraham is perhaps most well known for her political appearances and show on MSNBC. A graduate of the University of Virginia School of Law, she clerked under the sage tutelage of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, and was a former defense attorney at the same District of Columbia law firm that Clinton's defense attorney, Robert Bennett, works for. Fed up with nail-biting Republican Congressmen, the short-haired blond fumes at legislators unwilling to face their constitutional responsibility to hold the President accountable for potential felonies. If you disagree with her, it is probably because strong women intimidate you.

Kellyanne Fitzpatrick is a slender blonde attorney who graduated with honors from George Washington Law School and has appeared on everything from Crossfire to Politically Incorrect. She began as an intern for Jack Kemp when being an intern was a badge of youthful accomplishment and not of swollen knees and stained dresses. Fitzpatrick started and runs her own polling company that caters to corporations and conservative politicians. Perhaps the most thoughtful of the group, Fitzpatrick buttresses her insightful political analysis of the American public state of mind with mountains of poll data and results from dozens of focus groups. If you disagree with her, it is probably because you believe that gorgeous women are not intelligent.

The toughest of this triad of thin towheads is Ann Coulter. Coulter must drink the same high-octane ear-ringing coffee consumed by James Carville because she possesses the same rapid-fire no-way-to-interrupt speaking style. Unlike Carville, she has a full long mane of hair and sleepy eyes, the opposite of Carville's glistening noggin and wretched slits. Like the others, Coulter is a frequent guest on political talk shows, and is unafraid to be crushingly candid. Coulter, in referring to Clinton's use of Betty Currie to protect and cover up his pathetic illicit affair, described Clinton as "craven and cowardly. It's like a hostage-taker holding a baby in front of him." Coulter, who is a constitutional law attorney, recently penned High Crimes and Misdemeanors, a constitutional case for impeachment of Clinton that made it to the New York Times Bestsellers list. If you disagree with her, you must be a misogynist.

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