Secret Plan Revealed

Deep Font: If the media are that credulous, isn't it possible that the forgery will not be realized until after the election?

Karl Rove: Yes, that could be a problem. I'll just have our digital black shirts use blogs on the Internet to publicize those features of the documents that make them obvious forgeries. With Fox News and the Weekly Standard, knowledge of the forgeries will trickle into the main stream media. Once they smell blood in the water, the mainstream media are like sharks and will go after their own. They will quickly validate to the non-Conservative community that the documents are forgeries. Indeed, if I am not mistaken, CBS will stand behind the story long after it is painfully obvious that the documents are not authentic. No, I am being to optimistic. Not even Dan Rather has been that blinded by zeal.

Deep Font: I can easily arrange for the documents. All I need is a word processor and to photo copy the originals a dozen times. Well I hope it works. You know, sometimes these ideas blow up in your face. Remember, when we funneled money to the Howard Dean campaign and he thought they were Internet contributions. What a chump. Well, he didn't win the nomination.

Karl Rove: Yes, you're right. I expected Dean to self-destruct after, not before, he secured the nomination. We went ballistic way too soon. However, when he did explode, he tainted the Democratic field with a Left-wing, anti war stench. We ultimately did almost as well getting John Kerry to run against. The Bushs are pretty good at beating Massachusetts Liberals in national elections. We would have had a harder time against Joe Lieberman. Dean whipped the Democrats into such a frenzy, that they never would have nominated a genuinely thoughtful candidate.

Even if I do say so myself, I did outdo myself with back-door funding of Michael Moore's movie Fahrenheit 9/11. Democratic partisans ate it up like gummy bears in kindergarten class. Mom and Pop Middle America are now convinced that the Democrats have lost their collective minds. It could not have worked better.

Deep Font: What do you want me to do with Osama?

Karl Rove: Keep him on ice in case Bush loses the debates with Kerry. We may need him yet.

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