Computer Words Of A Different Kind!

Different people have emailed giving suggestions for column ideas. Computer words came high on the list. Below is a list of some exotic ones.

LOG IN: Make a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no mor wood.

MONITOR: Keep an eye on the woodstove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the fahrwood off'n the truk.

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the fahrwood off'n the truk.

FLOPPY DISC: Whacha git from tryin' to carry too much fahrwood.

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the fahrwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time.

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut ya shut when it's cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut ya shut when it's blak-fly season.

BYTE: Whut dem darn blak-flys do!

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottum of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife.

LAP TOP: Whar the kat sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar yuh hang yore keys.

SOFTWARE: Them plastik forks and knifs and spuuns.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy City Folk wine.

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer that new rifle, when yore wife axks.

If you have a suggest for another column, email it an we may use it.

Make it a good day!

Ross

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