It’s the ultimate Christmas story and the one most often made. But the one that stands out for its differences has got to be the Muppet Christmas Carol. While it follows the story written by Charles Dickens – as much as you can expect a Muppet movie to follow the story – it is definitely the Muppets at their best. So with Thanksgiving just behind us, Memorable Movies Quotes & Scenes is ready to start celebrating Christmas!
Memorable Movie Quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol
Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.
Rizzo the Rat: Light the lamp, not the rat; light the lamp.
Vegetables: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!
Muppet Man: Even the vegetables don't like him.
Gonzo: Hello, London!
Rizzo the Rat: Goodbye, lunch!
Vegetable: Help! Help! I'm being stolen!
Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."
Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas at this place.
Ebenezer Scrooge: They were pretty much all the same. Nothing ever changed.
Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.
Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
Robert Marley: And it is a tradition for us to take a little nap!
Fozziwig: Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
Robert Marley: That was the speech?
Jacob Marley: It was dumb!
Robert Marley: It was obvious!
Jacob Marley: It was pointless!
Robert Marley: It was... short.
Jacob Marley, Robert Marley: I loved it!
Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit!
Ebenezer Scrooge: What business has brought you here?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then.
Ebenezer Scrooge: What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal!
Memorable Movie Quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol
Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.
Rizzo the Rat: Light the lamp, not the rat; light the lamp.
Vegetables: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!
Muppet Man: Even the vegetables don't like him.
Gonzo: Hello, London!
Rizzo the Rat: Goodbye, lunch!
Vegetable: Help! Help! I'm being stolen!
Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."
Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas at this place.
Ebenezer Scrooge: They were pretty much all the same. Nothing ever changed.
Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.
Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
Robert Marley: And it is a tradition for us to take a little nap!
Fozziwig: Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
Robert Marley: That was the speech?
Jacob Marley: It was dumb!
Robert Marley: It was obvious!
Jacob Marley: It was pointless!
Robert Marley: It was... short.
Jacob Marley, Robert Marley: I loved it!
Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit!
Ebenezer Scrooge: What business has brought you here?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then.
Ebenezer Scrooge: What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal!
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