Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.
Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little light that blinks!
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great! If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death!
Mr. Potato Head: Look I'm Picasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!
Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
Mr. Potato Head: Please let it be a Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?
Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... rockets explode! AAHH!!
Mr Potato Head: What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?
Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was a big success.
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Buzz Lightyear: I can fly!
Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Rex: I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
Toy Story 2
Bo Peep: You're cute when you care.
Woody: Bo! Not in front of Buzz!
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
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